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Happy Humpday, all, and Merry Christmas as well!

Sorry about disappearing again, I've been very busy with family, trying to fix up a house and install cabinets. I'd meant to get some more Christmas-y themed stuff out this month, but clearly that didn't materialize.

I'd also meant to finish up some more contest prizes, but just haven't found any time to spare, sadly.

Today's cap is a little hypnosis-themed one I wrote a few months ago and never could quite finish. Not entirely happy with what I ended up with here, but hopefully it'll still be fun for you all.

If I don't get another post up this week, then I wish you all a very Merry Christmas again. :-)

- B-Rex

Guest Post: Catnip by Virginia Marie Andrews

Happy Humpday, everyone!

Today I've got a new guest captioner, Virginia Marie Andrews, who has sent me this petplay-themed caption. This is her first non-consensual type cap, but she also writes consensual petplay-themed stories on Literotica. Be sure to check them out.

As always, let Virginia Marie Andrews know what you think of the new caption, down in the comments.

- B-Rex

A Ton of Pun

Hello everyone!

Today's three-part caption is an old idea I finally got around to writing, not a prize cap, though it does use Meisa's "Punny Money" character from the superheroine caption contest last year.

Hope you all enjoy these, they're a bit rushed to be honest, but I'm trying to work through a very bad case of writer's block, and I'm tired of throwing away captions every time something doesn't quite *click*.

As always, please let me know what you think. And have a fun weekend, everybody.

- B-Rex

FFQ's Prize Caption - Star Whores

Hello everyone! Sorry for disappearing again, having some personal issues lately.

Anyway, today is another prize caption, for FFQ (I think) who's 3-word Prompt was: "Senator Leia, Demotion, Public Humiliation". I suppose that's technically 5 words, but I'm not picky. :-)

I went a little deep into some of the Extended Universe (or Legends, or whatever they're calling it now), but hopefully it works well enough for those who are only familiar with the original trilogy films.

Also, I just wanted to give a really huge thanks to everyone who has commented on the last few posts. Feedback is very much appreciated. So thanks to everyone.

And please let me know what you think of Leia's sticky situation here, ;-)

- B-Rex

Namazuros' Prize Caption - Bouncy's Castle

Hello everyone, I've been trying to finish another standalone caption for awhile now, but it's just not clicking. The idea is fun, with a good surprise ending too, but I can't quite figure out where to begin the caption itself. I'm going for a sort-of Hogwarts thing, but the setup is hard to work out.

Anyway, while I try and work out something, I'm decided to get on with the prize captions for the Halloween contest instead. These will come out in no particular order, just as I feel an idea gel together.

Today we have Namazuros' prize, based around the three-word prompt: name-change, bouncy, revenge.

This was a lot of fun to write, and I might revisit this idea again. And maybe do some more stuff with three-word prompts in the future, if anyone is interested in that. It does seem to get my creative-juices flowing.

Also, feel free to suggest what you think Miss Castle writes at the end. ;-)

- B-Rex

Tired of Winning

Happy Humpday, everybody!

I've been a bit busy the past week, but I'm working on caption prizes for everyone who got one, so don't worry that I've forgotten you all or anything.

Today's cap is just a silly little bimbo-ish idea I had that probably worked better in my head than as a caption, but whatever. I've been meaning to do a selfie-themed bimbo caption for awhile now and this will have to suffice.

As always, please let me know what you think, and have a fun a Wednesday. Hope to have another cap up tomorrow, with a magical curse theme I was trying to finish for Halloween. And after that will be the contest prizes, I think.

- B-Rex

Halloween Submission - Alternative Ending

Anon98's has just sent in an alternative ending to his series (in the last post) so I figured I'd post it as a separate post to make sure no one missed it by mistake.

- B-Rex

Halloween Contest Submissions Part 2

Okay, and here's Anon98's caption series. I had to resize/change font color for most of these, and it took just a bit longer than I was expecting, so this is going up a bit later than I said.

Please be sure to check out the last post as well so you don't miss all the other great contest submissions.

As to Anon98's very large series, I like how well he was able to incorporate as many images into a coherent story. Of the many transformations, I think I most enjoyed the Twi'lek alien girl and the Anal/Shemale scenes.

Please let Anon98 know what you all think down in the comments, as per usual. And again, thanks to everyone for participating in this Halloween contest. :-)

- B-Rex

Halloween Contest Submissions Part 1

Happy Halloween everyone!

I got a lot of submissions, so I'm splitting them up into two posts, today and tomorrow. Anon98 sent in a 16 caption story so that should really get it's own post, I figure.

Anyway, on to the submissions!

FFQ submitted these captions, using a different pic for the first cap that is from the same set as the contest photo:

EllieDenied:

Namazuros:

Mistress Katana:

Doctor Psycho sent in several submissions (also available on his Tumblr blogs):

 

Leila Stoat:

And that's the contest submissions, aside from Anon98's big series I'll put up tomorrow. As always, please let everyone know what you think down in the comments, and any captions that really stand out for you.

As to the winners, I've already picked Anon98 as the grand prize winner, due to all the work he put into his big series and the way he managed to work in so many pictures into a coherent story.

As to the other captions, I enjoyed them all, but I have few favorites of the bunch. I really liked the mind-control/body-control of Namazuros' caption. And the henna-dye idea and generally fun revenge nature of Mistress Katana's first cap was great. Also FFQ's AssCan astronaut caption was very fun, almost a NWO-type story in the near future. And I liked Doc's Frank caption, a sort of transgender turns femdom twist.

However, because I haven't exactly been overwhelmed with contributors this time, I've decided to give everyone a prize caption (and I'll work out something else for Anon98. Maybe a few prize caps, instead of just one? Not sure yet) instead of just picking a single winner.

So, if everyone who sent in a caption will please either email me or post in the comments below your 3-key-words and what contest picture you want captioned for your prize, that would be great.

A huge thanks to everyone who participated, and made this contest a success. I hope everyone had a lot of fun and enjoyed themselves. I look forward to reading your comments.

- Berserkasaurus Rex

Guest Post: Caps by Mistress Katana

Greetings everyone! A few quick points to get to:

Firstly, I have had a lot of trouble getting online the past week or so, and I figure some other people have as well given the drop in traffic on the blog. So I'm adding a week to the Halloween Contest Deadline: the new deadline will be October 30th, so I can post all the caps on Halloween itself.

I've gotten a lot of submissions already, but not from as many people as I was hoping for and I figure this will give folks a bit more time to finish captions, especially if they've been hit with the same internet problems I've been dealing with.

Secondly, I've been rethinking the contest prize and what to give people. I'm now thinking that I'll let the contest winner (or winners, if I get enough people entering) to pick a picture from my list of Halloween contest pics and I'll make a Halloween caption for them based on that pic.

Also, to steal an idea from Doctor Psycho's Exec2Sec blog, I'll let the winner pick 3 words that have to play a part in their prize caption. But the details are up to me.

[For example, if the winner said "Bimbo, Implants, Heels" and Contest Picture #1, the caption might be about a bimbo getting her boyfriend to cover her chest in breast-enlargement cream, because she had her implants taken out after a nasty fall due to her high-heels the previous month and desperately needs bigger tits to fit into her Halloween costume.

Or the winner could say something less generic, like "Glue, Time-Stop, Chopsticks" just to add a challenge, for extra fun.]

In the past I've let the winners dictate what sort of caps they want as a prize and it's been a lot of trouble finding the right pics to work from and hard to come up with a clever idea to fit all their particular guidelines. But with these Halloween contest pictures, I've had ideas for most of them for ages, which is partly why I picked them for the contest.

So it should make things a bit easier on me, to actually finish the prize captions this time. Hopefully.

Anyeay, 'nuff about all that, on to today's captions. Mistress Katana has sent in several contest submissions already, but has also sent me these 6 guest captions. Most are using the same pics from the contest, but the captions aren't specifically Halloween-themed.

As always, let MK know what you think down in the comments, and have a happy case of the Monday's everybody! :-)

- B-Rex

To The Max

Happy Friday, everybody!

Here's a fun little cap with a bit of a sci-fi angle, and plenty up top too. Let me know what you think!

Big thanks to everyone who has sent me caption submissions for the Halloween Contest, and especially a big thanks to Doctor Psycho for promoting the contest on his many Tumblr blogs.

And a reminder: the contest deadline is October 24th, so be sure to finish and email me your submissions by then. Email: BerserkasaurusRex@gmail.com

- B-Rex

Halloween Caption Contest Guidelines!

Happy Monday, everyone!

After a good bit of thought, I'm going to start a new caption contest, first in over a year. Took a while to find all the pics and make them ready for captioning. I tried to pick out some weirder images, just so maybe folks can come up with some more outlandish-than-usual captions.

The Theme: Halloween, obviously, with an emphasis on witches, curses, and general tricks. Could be someone getting cursed to have their costume become real, or a girl super-gluing a rival into an outlandish costume. Or even a witch's spell playing out over an entire group of party-goers, if you're in the mood for a series of caption submissions.

I've picked out a wide-ranging set of images, that should fit for any number of possible fetishes; mind-control, age-regression, breast-expansion, even some preggo, and petplay options. And a few good, old-fashioned sex/gang-bang images to round it out.

Just so long as your captions are Halloween-themed and people end up in humiliating circumstances, I'm good. ;-)

The Rules: Submit as many captioned pictures as you want, using the pics posted below. These can be standalone captions, or part of a series of captions, you can even do multiple-caps for a single image if you want. I'm easy.

If for some reason none of my pics really jumps out to you, feel free to tell me and I'll try to find a suitable pic for you to add to the already huge set of options. I'm not picky, just want to be sure the picture is something I can post on my blog (nothing underage or too gory, obviously, or too small and blurry).

Submission Deadline will be October 24th, the Monday-after-next, which gives you two full weeks to come up with captions and send them in to me.

Dimensions: I've set out the many, many picture options below. Feel free to alter the width of the caption area as you need to. Try not to make the caps wider than 1800 pixels, and I'd prefer the height to stay at 820 pixels, as these dimensions seem to look best on blogger. Anything bigger gets hard to read on the screen.

Font Size/Type: Font type is totally up to you, just try to keep it readable. Same for font size, I'd say stick with a font size above 10pt just for legibility. And try to keep the font a color appropriate to the text background color; the background is dark, use a white font color; if the background is light, use a darker color for the font.

The Pics:

Hopefully there is something here for everyone, that will jump out and inspire you.

The Prize: Once the submission deadline has been reached on the 24th, I'll post the submissions (hopefully I'll have a lot of them to submit) and will then pick out a winner.

The winner gets their choice of either a prize caption. or they can pick out/make a new logo for the blog, whichever sounds more fun to them.

Hope everyone is as excited by the new contest as I am, and I look forward to seeing what you all come up with. :-)

- B-Rex