How Time Flies....

Hello everyone! Hope you've been enjoying the unusual (for June) cool weather of late. I'm used to things being oppressively hot and humid by now. Of course, due to my sinus infection and subsequent fever this week, I haven't been able to so much as mow my lawn. Nevertheless, I appreciate the dry air, I think it has helped me recover so quickly. Even my headache is gone now.

On another note, I have lately felt that I'm repeating myself, and am even getting a bit bored with my caption ideas. I still have tons of unfinished captions lying around, and ideas for more, but nothing is really jumping out at me or catching my interest. My muse is running on fumes, basically. The recent family medical drama has certainly not been helping of course.

So I thought I'd ask you all if there are any fetishes or themes you'd like to see that I don't do very often. Or even some ideas you'd like to see. I get inspiration from all over, but since the whole Tumblrgeddon thing, I've really not been seeing much to spark my interest. And most of my favorite erotica writers have been either quiet or completely disappeared over the past years.

I know some of you have already mentioned I haven't been as dark in my material as I was in my earlier captions, so I'll try to work on that too. But if anyone has any caption ideas, or sequels to old captions, or just something new you'd like to see that I haven't really touched on before, please feel free to share them in the comments or email me if you want. Even a very minor suggestion might help to jumpstart my muse. I've actually had whole captions come to me just from a title idea before, so really, anything can be very helpful.

All that said, I am working on new captions and I'm shooting for a more regular posting schedule. Tentatively twice a week, maybe more if stuff starts clicking together again.

Anyway, enough of all that, on to today's caption. This one is a bit short by my standards, but I think it works well at this length. Bit more mean, too, I think.

P.S. Oh, and some people have been asking me if I'm planning to start a Patreon (or, rather, if Tabitha Kohls is starting a Patreon), or some similar sort of thing. Honestly, I've only recently really started looking into how those accounts work, but I am interested. The collapse of Tumblr, the recent almost-extinction of Blogger with its own attempted erotica-ban has made me consider alternative ways to keep being able to make captions and write my weird stories. Patreon or one its own alternatives might survive a future erotica-purge more easily than a free site like this would.

But I'm not really sure how I'd even begin to set it up; it really depends how much interest there is among you all and what sort of stuff people want.

I know some erotica artists have Patreons (there has to be a better noun for this. Pages? Sites?) and some writers as well. Some even post captioned images and morphed images for their members, but I'm not really sure how that works with copyright.

So, I guess what I'm asking is, are any of you interested in me starting a Patreon of my own, and if so, what sort of content or membership rewards would you want to see? How frequently, etc.?

I guess I could try starting a poll again, but that whole feature has always seemed broken in the past.

Well, lots of questions this post. Sincere thanks to those who read all this word salad, hope the caption makes up for it.


- B-Rex