Merry Christmas! Plus some caps and a new story

Greetings all! Merry Christmas, even if a day late.... so Happy Boxing Day, I guess. ;-)

Got two quick captions for you, and then on the sister site I've posted a mind control short story as well. (Click HERE for story)

 

 

- B-Rex

Ménage à Q

Hello everyone!

Sorry about disappearing, again, I came down with a very nasty bout of flu and I'm still coming off it.

Here's a very weird caption I made while under the influence of lots of cold medicine. It's very Rule 63, and probably requires you to have watched a lot of Star Trek to make much sense of.

I wonder if anyone has ever done a porno-version of "Arena" before? Probably, the internet is a weirder place than I usually give it credit for.

As always, let me know what you think, and also, in case this is my last caption before the holidays, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you! Thanks to all of you for visiting and reading and commenting on my crazy captions, and my stories.

I hope to have more stuff up soon, once this flu bug is behind me and I'm not busy driving friends and family to the doctor.

- B-Rex

Assassinated

Had to edit this one a lot to fit the pic, might make more sense to read these captions first: here

- B-Rex

Bionic Bombshell

Happy Humpday, everybody!

Sorry about the wait, I know I said I'd have more caps up before Halloween. In fact, I had a whole series of captions planned out about a wish-twisting genie.

But when I sat down and finally starting typing it all out, I ended up not stopping for 6 straight hours. And now my would-be-5-cap series is a 16 page short-story in its own right. I think I'll finish it, and publish it separately as it's own story, rather than try and find two dozen pictures to make captions.

And, oddly enough, when I sat down to do today's caption, it again turned out to be a rather longer affair than I'd planned. Way too long to make into captions, but short enough I'm going to post it all here. Hopefully none of you are disappointed in the lack of proper captions; I have added in the pics I'd originally planned to use.

As always, hit the Read More link to see the story in full, and let me know what you thought down in the comments.

- B-Rex

Trick-or-Teats

Thanks to all who commented on the last post, and those who've purchased my ebooks (not just in the past month, but since I started this weird business).

I've been considering starting a Patreon account for awhile now, but don't really know much about it, or how it'd work for a writing gig. But I'd like to know your thoughts, suggestions, if me starting a Patreon account is something you'd be interested in or if it'd turn you off, or anything else.

So please leave me a comment or email, especially if you know anything about Patreon. I have almost no experience with them, so it's all pretty much news to me.

Anyway, on to the captions. Today's cap is a very silly thing that popped into my head, just in time for Halloween. I'll probably do a couple other caps for the holiday.

- B-Rex

Fatass and some Ebook News

Hey everyone, sorry about the disappearance. But I started writing my ebooks again, finally, and didn't want to break my momentum with captions. I'm taking a breather at the moment, but I'm very hopeful I'll finally have Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3 published this month. (I'm actually trying to work through a rather large breast-enlargement scene at the moment and running low on adjectives.)

Anyway, a few quick things I'd prefer not to even mention, but I feel I probably should get them off my chest. I'm running into some financial issues lately, nothing huge, just insurance-related stuff.

I want to be clear here: I'm not asking for charity or anything like that. But if by any chance you've been planning to buy a few of my ebooks and just never found the time or whatever, well, this month would probably be the most helpful time to buy for me, since October is the last month that falls inside my financial year (due to how Amazon schedules payments).

Also, I've so far sold no ebooks on Barnes and Nobles this month. Which is weird, since we're a week in already, and last month was one of my best B&N months all year. So if you've bought from me on there before, maybe just see if you can still see my books or if the site has hidden me somehow? I'm not sure what could've changed, but Smashwords and B&N have both been implementing some new weird anti-erotica changes lately, so... yeah.

Anyway, I hate even asking for help like this, so on to the new caption!

Today's cap is really too big to fit my picture, so I'm just going to post the text as is after the break. It didn't quite come together as tightly as I wanted, but I hope it works well enough. I'm not even sure how to describe it, exactly; a negging-fetish maybe? It's rather similar to my rather hateful Mean caption, actually, but from a different POV.

Different Strokes

I know, two posts in as many days, I'm as shocked as you are!

Today's cap is largely inspired by some fun captions from a tumblr blog ran by someone I think was called 'Duckboy'. His first blog seems to have been deleted recently, but I think this is the same person.

A lot of his stuff is more feet-fetish and weight-gain related, but there is also some fun mind-control/reality-warping stuff that reminds me of the old stories by Mr. Grey, Tainted Sins, and Burke Rakers.

Hopefully you'll all enjoy this one, especially those of you who enjoyed some of my other speech-impediment themed captions, like the Tabitha Kohls plot in the Sorority Prank War saga.

Let me know what you think, and whether you'd be interested in more like this or even a sequel-of-sorts. A bit different from my usual fare, but fun to write.

- B-Rex

Severence Packages

Hello everyone! I'm back! And I brought captions!

Sorry about the hiatus, I've been busy dealing with some minor disasters at home (been digging out my house's septic system for over two weeks now, and still have a lot more digging left to go. Word of advice: never plant an oak tree near your septic line).

Hope everyone made it through the hurricanes without much trouble. By the time they reached my area, the rain and wind was pretty much done, thankfully.

Anyway, here's the captions:

I've also been working on several more captions, so I should have more posts coming soon, instead of another month-long absence.

- B-Rex

NWO: Mona's Lot

Hello everyone, I'm finally back!

Sorry about the hiatus, July proved to be a very busy month for me, and I spent most of it fixing broken farm equipment and trying to clear land to fulfill a CRP program my grandmother's farm is currently locked into. Not to mention trying to cut all the grass on my new property before it gets so overgrown I can't even fish. I was just too exhausted when I got home each night to finish any captions or really write anything.

Luckily, it's finally started to rain again and I have an excuse to not go out running a mower or bushhog all day, and can get some captions finished.

So, without further ado, here's the new captions, once again returning to my NWO universe for a peek into the life of an award-winning journalist....

As always, thanks for being patient with my slow posting pace lately, and please let me know what you think of the new captions.

- B-Rex

Guest Post: Psyched Lawfare by Bondage Barbie Doll

As promised, here's the new guest caption from Barbie. It's her take on my Studmuffin mind-controller character from my Psyched captions.

I meant to post this over a week ago, but better late than never, ;-)

As always, please let her know what you think down in the comments below!

- B-Rex

Not That I'm Complaining

Greetings everyone!

Today's caption is a very quick mind control cap I came up with some time ago, when I was thinking of trying to figure out Tumblr and the typically short caption style people use on there. This is one of my rare all-dialogue captions, so apologies if it seem a bit bare bones.

Also, Barbie has made a Studmuffin-sequel mind control guest caption (that I meant to post over a week ago) that I'll put up tomorrow.

- B-Rex

Stay-At-Home

Greetings everyone! Finally got a chance to finish another set of captions, hope you all enjoy them.

I'd write a bit more, but blogger is giving me trouble right now, so this will be it. Have a fun weekend, everyone.

- B-Rex

Consequences

Happy Humpday, everybody!

Finally got a new cap finished, sorry again about the hiatus. And thanks to everyone for being understanding. Flooding is over now, basement is dry again.

Today's cap is an old idea I've been working on for awhile now, but I just couldn't get it to quite click into place. But when I saw this pic, the whole thing sort of snapped into place. Hopefully it works as well for all of you too.

As always, let me know what you think.

- B-Rex

News!

Hello everyone! Sorry about disappearing again, been dealing with some flooding here the past few weeks. Got around two feet or so of rain in the space of about 10 days, and was stuck living on a island for awhile. Basement sprung an artesian well and flooded, and I had to cut a groove in the foundation from the well to my sump pump....

I've been a bit busy, is what I'm saying. ;-)

Anyway, should have some new caps up very soon. KS_1985 made a few wonderful morphs for me the other day for a caption idea I had, so I really need to get on that. Hope you all don't mind the wait too much, things should be better very soon.

- B-Rex

Psyched 3 - AmyTerry - Contest Prize Cap

Happy very rainy Friday, everyone!

Was going to do an Easter-themed egg-laying caption a few days ago, but couldn't work out a fun premise. The morph I made was pretty fun, though. If anyone has any fun ideas for an egg-laying cap, let me know in the comments below and I might work something up....

Anyway, I figured I should finally get back to working on some of the caption contest prize caps I still owe, and though it may not be quite what Dr. Psycho was wanting when he picked "amitery, bossy, recruiting" as his three-word prompt, I hope this new caption still works for him.

I spent a lot of time rewriting this, kept having it from the woman's POV at the shrink's office, but I think it works better from Terry's perspective.

Let me know if it's too hard to read; the font gets a little fuzzy at 10pt size. I can post the text separately, if anyone wants it.

- B-Rex

April's Empty

Greeting everyone! Big news, Degraded Damsels is right at 5 million views as I write this; feels like I was hitting 2 million just the other day! :-) Thanks everyone for all the views, it's been amazing, especially how quickly the views have grown in the past two years. Huge thanks!

And now a new caption!

And bigger news, a new Midnight Surgeon short-story at Humbled Harlots after more than a year, Juggstaposed!  I hope you all enjoy the new story and cap.

Also I wanted to point everyone to Nikki Jenkins's site, Feminization Station, where she's asking for donations through paypal for her bills. The link has all the info you need.

- B-Rex

The Career Assassin

Look at that, two posts in one week, might be a record! For this year, at least, lol!

Here's a little two-parter caption based on, like so many of my captions, a bad pun.

Let me know what you think of these, and if you want to see the assassin return in some future caption.

Also, don't forget to check out Camille Langtry's ebook I mentioned in Saturday's post.

- B-Rex

Psyched 2: The Whoreden

Happy Saturday, everybody!

Today's cap is a sequel to the last post's; meant to get this out a lot sooner, but ended up having several different ideas and couldn't decide which I liked more. The other ideas will just have to be used some other time.

I plan on doing some more of these mind-controller-run-amok tales, but lately I've been having a hankering to check in on my Midnight Surgeon character, so might make a few of those first.

And also, Camille Langtry, who runs the "Ladies Becoming Maids" blog, has recently posted her first ebook (after a lengthy email chat with me last year, on how to go about self-publishing) and I promised I'd post a link: Her Most Remarkable Performance

As you can no doubt tell from her blog's title, her story is of the social-downgrade variety, that fits a lot of my own themes and captions as well. If you buy her new ebook, be sure to leave her a comment or review and let her know what you think of it.

- B-Rex

Psyched

Hello everyone! Sorry about not being back sooner, stuff came up again. Bit of a pattern lately.

Anyway, I'm hoping today's cap will start a new series with a mind-controller run-amok theme. Kept rewriting it as I had several good pics, but ultimately I thought this one was the most fun version.

The next one will probably involve a meeting with a warden, hopefully sometime later this week.

As always, sorry about the long absence, and I hope you enjoy the cap. Let me know what you think.

- B-Rex

Finally Maid Some New Captions

Greetings all, sorry about the pun. ;-)

Been a very busy few weeks. Granny is doing fine, still has the cast but no complications and might be getting the cast partly removed in another week or so.

I've managed to finish three new captions, for some reason I got into a maid-theme mood. This are a bit less polished than my usual, but I'm happy with them. And they don't have any major body-mods, unlike my last several captions. So there's some variety, at least.

The first I was going to post a few days ago, but kept having other maid cap ideas, so thought it would be best to finish them all and post them together. Plus it makes my bad pun work better.

Hope you all enjoy these simple tales. Let me know which you like the most. I'll try to get back into the captioning routine, and not take another month to make a new post.

- B-Rex

Vacation Bimbo

Hello everyone, sorry about not putting up more caps the past week like I'd planned. But my grandmother slipped and broke her wrist just after my last post, so I've been busy helping her. The break wasn't bad, but she can't do anything with just one hand, and with all the rain lately she can't even really leave the house (the doctor told her not to get her cast wet, so she won't go out if it's even just sprinkling), feeding her dogs and taking out the trash, cracking eggs for breakfast, etc.

Anyway, so I've been a bit busy dealing with all that, so haven't gotten much caption/writing done lately. But I did finish this old caption from last year, not really sure how legible it is, so I'm posting the full caption text after the break. Afraid it's a bit tame for me, but hopefully it works well enough.

Sorry again for the lack of posts lately, but as I've said, been busy lately.

- B-Rex

Happy New Year!

Hello everybody! Sorry about disappearing, been very busy with the holidays and helping with renovating my sibling's new house; we've been trying to get as much work done before the weather turned bad for winter.

Which, seeing the inch of freezing rain and ice outside right now, the winter weather has officially arrived. Looks like I'm stuck at home until Monday or so. Definitely no more long drives across the state, at least, LOL.

Anyway, been working on some captions, including an age-regression series that I might write as a short-story instead as it feels a bit long for a caption, and maybe something involving magical New Year's Resolutions that must be obeyed. Sadly, none of those captions are finished just yet, so all you're getting is this short head's up message today. Hopefully I'll get some stuff finished this weekend, since I'm stuck inside, and posted in a day or two.

Until then, to tide you over in the meantime, here's a great caption maker I've recently found:

Amanda Hawkins' TG/Crossdressing captions are great, love the look of them and picture choice and the whole style is wonderful.

http://amandahawkins71.deviantart.com/gallery/

And she also has TG stories on her main site, along with her captions.

I'll be back soon with captions of my own, and I'll get some of those prize captions finished soon too, don't worry I haven't forgotten ;-) Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's everybody!

- B-Rex