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Who Let The PAWG Out?
by B-Rex
Barbara Backhaus walked unsteadily down
the halls of her massive mansion, her long red dress nearly sweeping
the floor. The 24 year old heiress met three of her family's maids;
she could have sworn they were whispering to each other after she
passed. Normally, she'd have fired them for any hint of disrespect
but she didn't dare make a scene with them today, who knew what nasty
rumors they'd leak to the press in retaliation. Today had to go
perfectly or else. Still, she gave the girls a nasty glare.
As she reached the main staircase, she
stopped, and pretended to examine one of the mansion's large
artworks. Really, she was just tired. Walking was a real chore since
her accident. Barbara let her arms hand down by her sides. She
desperately tried to ignore the still strange sensation of touching
her hips, even though her hands were far from where her hips should
have been.
A little over a year earlier, Barbara
was a media darling; a frequent guest on morning talk shows, gracing
numerous magazine covers, and the gossip rags couldn't stop talking
about her. She was celebrity princess and she lived for the
attention. She was in the process of launching her own line of
clothing when she failed to stop at a red light, and pulled out into
oncoming traffic. The resulting accident crushed her lower body,
utterly destroying her hips. The surgeons managed to save her life,
but doubted she would ever be able to walk again.
Barbara refused to believe their dire
diagnosis, and demanded that something be done to repair her hips.
After much arguing with the hospital staff, an extremely expensive
specialist was brought in. But even he felt her hips were beyond
saving. Instead, he proposed a full pelvic transplant. She agreed to
the surgeon's recommendation, and a lengthy search began for a
suitable hipbone.
She could vividly remember every moment
of her recovery. The surgeons had tried to find a replacement pelvis
for her, but her rare blood type made that unusually difficult.
Luckily, for her at least, a young woman had died a few hours earlier
in a local hospital and she was a suitable donor for Barbara.
Unfortunately, the black woman's hips were unusually large, and would
be even more so for the blonde heiress, who was considerably shorter
then the donor. When Barbara awoke from the transplant surgery, she
received the shock of her life! Her new rump was an astonishing 56
inches around! A truly far cry from her original 36 inch hip
measurements.
Rested, she turned and walked down the
stairs carefully. Thanks to her new hips, her legs had had to be
reset at an odd angle, forcing her to swing her buttocks to and fro
and step heel to toe just to maintain her balance. The effect was
that she could only walk by shaking her derriere in massive figure
eights, a motion that drew even more attention to her unique
condition. She reached the bottom of the stairs, and stood motionless
just beyond the door to the rec room.
Today was a new beginning for her
celebrity persona. After a year of recovery, she was finally
returning to the public life. Her publicity agent had booked her for
an interview with a live morning chat show, to take place in a few
minutes in her mansion's massive rec room. Suddenly she heard her
queue to enter.
“Okay, Barb, you can do this,”
whispered the blonde heiress to herself. She took a deep breath and
stepped forward. Every camera was turned to her. Suddenly, she
stopped in the doorway.
Oh no, I'm stuck!
Maybe she should ask the surgeons to set her balance right again. Surely some big, fluid-filled breast implants could create a fitting counter-wobble to her swinging derrière.
ReplyDeleteThis is one that asks for a sequel. Maybe she can join Maggie Moutains. XD
ReplyDeleteShe'll need a new stripper name then, any suggestions? Buffy Buttz, Barbie Brickhaus, maybe?
DeleteThis is my favorite so far. Great work!
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