Happy New Years! News and Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3

Happy New Years, everyone!! I'm back and with good news: Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3 is finally finished!!!

Amazon: Published

Barnes and Nobles: Published

Smashwords: Published

But news first. I know I've been gone a long time, over a year since my last post even! I did not intend to go so long without an update. This past year has been very hectic unfortunately and most of my plans have had to be put on hold.

There's been some bad health issues in my family that have taken up my time, and even my own health hasn't been the best. One of my chronic problems finally got out of control just last week and I had emergency surgery the day before Christmas, which I am still recovering from.

Don't worry to much however, I'm doing very well now and my sick family member has recovered nicely as well, so I can't complain too much about this last year.

However, that is largely why I haven't made much progress on my writing or posting new captions here for so long. I'm very hopeful that is finally over with and I will absolutely be posting more in the coming year again, I promise you all.

A huge thank you to everyone who has sent me emails this past many months worrying about me, I hope I've responded to you all but if I missed someone, comment here and I'll try to find your email to get back with you.

One the plus side, being stuck at home all week in bed finally bought me the spare time to finish Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3!!

It's easily the longest story I've written yet, at well over 30,000 words long, or about 75 pages in a Word document. More a novella than a short-story, at that length. I do hope everyone enjoys it, I tried to work in a little bit of everything into it.

I will be updating this post with links to the ebook as it goes live on Amazon and the other sites. I just wanted to get this post out before the New Year.

Amazon: Published

Barnes and Nobles: Published

Smashwords: Published

Let me know what you think, and if you just want to chat. I've been gone far too long and I'm excited to finally be back and posting again! I have a lot of ideas that have been percolating and some AI-generated art that might be fun too.

Also, some people have mentioned not being able to join my Subscribestar page. There appears to be some paperwork issue there, but I think I have it fixed. It might take a few days to go through their system, however. Hopefully they'll have it open again after the Holiday period.

A belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all! Sincerely,

- B-Rex

News and Midnight Surgeon Excerpt

Hello everyone. Sorry for not posting this summer, I got busy with work and fixing up some issues at my house (mostly issues with my well pump) and time got away from me.

Unfortunately, I don't have very good news. I'm having a bad day and I don't really know what to do.

Patreon just terminated my account (not just my page, but my entire account, so even the people I was subscribed to are now down a patron) without notice. Four years without so much as a complaint, and suddenly they decided I was "exclusively" promoting sex "violence". They have the worst customer service, it's all form letters sent by a chatbot that won't actually respond to you. I've appealed, but I have no expectation they'll even read it.

And now on top of that Blogger continues to slowly censor my posts here in the most absurd fashion. The posts they're blocking are some of my tamest captions, notably my old Tinkerbell cosplay captions, that have no nudity or sex. It's very odd, and seems to be getting worse.

I'm not really sure what I should do. I've been here for over a decade now, I hate to leave the site and I don't know where I could even go anyway. It's probably time to start a proper private site of my own, but I'm not even sure how best to do that or how I'd transfer everything from here to there, if that's even possible.

I just left a post on Patreon about an hour before it was terminated, in a bad coincidence. Unless they terminated my account because I was reticent about giving them my photo ID for age verification. I'm glad I didn't, now.

In that last post, I mentioned the possibility of starting a Discord for patrons, but I guess that option is off the table now. Maybe I can shift to updating my Subscribestar page finally, and try it later.

In the meantime, here's a short Midnight Surgeon excerpt I posted on the Patreon and meant to post here months ago. It's not a completed story, more just a bit of an experiment as I wanted to play with some new body mod ideas I had.

- B-Rex

Suzz-E

Hello everyone, sorry I disappeared again for so long. It was never my intention to be gone, real life has just been keeping me very busy these past year or so. My health issues have persisted, and a lot of other things have basically distracted me from writing for way too long.

I'd like to say I'm back again, but I really don't know how active I can be. A lot of stuff keeps coming up seemingly every week. Ironically, I'm sick with some sort of stomach flu at the moment, and that's opened up some spare time so I can finally post something.

I've been working on captions off and on since my last post, but most of them just never really clicked for me. Maybe I'm too much of a perfectionist for my own good? Anyway, I finished this ages ago and couldn't find a suitable picture. I finally just added to one of my old morphs. Hopefully you all enjoy it anyway, it's a fun premise I've played with before.

Also, I've been working on some Midnight Surgeon-related story lately, and making decent progress for once.

And besides the story, I've got a sort of stream-of-consciousness yarn I wrote last week exploring some body modification ideas, also involving the Midnight Surgeon. It's about 2500 words long, roughly five pages typed. 

I'm going to post that on the Patreon, since I haven't updated it in a year now. And some notes on my actual story.

But I'll post it here too in a few days, so don't go and join the Patreon just to see it unless you want to get it earlier.

Thanks for being patient with me, everyone, I wish I could have more stuff to post for you all. Hopefully I can get more of this writing finished, or get some more of my half-finished captions worked out. Either way, thanks for sticking around all this time.

I might be leaving blogger sometime soon, as well. I keep getting notices from blogger that they're locking down some posts for being too adult -whatever that means- and I might finally need to branch out to a site I actually own myself. I'll need to learn more about Wordpress first, though.

- B-Rex

Worlds Apart - Hiatus Over Finally!

Greetings all! I'm finally back with a new caption, after half a year. So sorry for this long hiatus, I never expected to be gone so long. I should've posted something way before now, I just didn't want to post without a new caption or story, and I haven't been able to write in ages now.

My health issues have been one and off again, my kidney infections keep coming back as soon as I run out of antibiotics, and I've had some other real-life issues these past few months (I just rebuilt a roof for my parents' house during June and July, still have a bit left on that project) that have also been massive distractions. I've barely been online this whole year now.

But enough of my excuses, here's the new caption, a weird little sci-fi idea I had ages ago during a rewatch of some old tv shows (Sliders and Stargate, specifically):

If it's too hard to read, let me know and I'll add the full text here.

A huge thanks to everyone for being patient with me this year, and to all the people who have contacted me over the last several months asking how I'm doing. I appreciate it greatly. I have probably missed a few emails, so if I haven't responded, please don't take it personally, I've been terrible at keeping up with people the past ten months.

- B-Rex

Edit: As requested, the full text, after the break:

Every Inch A Bitch

Hello everyone! So sorry for not posting sooner, lots of things in real life have been taking up my time these past few months. Besides several family tragedies last month, I'm also still sick with kidney trouble, but it seems to be something I can mitigate. I've had to totally give up caffeine and carbonated drinks, which has made my issues more tolerable, if still very distracting.

On the plus side, I've finally finished moving into my house, and I now have a real office where I can work in peace. So I should be able to get more writing done now without being constantly interrupted.

Today's short-story/caption is something I meant to write ages ago. KS_1960 made a fun morphed image for me several years ago, specifically for this story idea, and I've only just now finally used it.

I originally planned this as a series of captions, but it ended up a bit shorter than I expected. I hope you all enjoy this little transformation, and I promise that I will get back to doing regular posts from now on, as well as updating my Patreon again at long last.

Also, a huge thank you to those of you who have written to me these past several months, and to all of you for being patient with my lack of posts.

- B-Rex