Suzz-E

Hello everyone, sorry I disappeared again for so long. It was never my intention to be gone, real life has just been keeping me very busy these past year or so. My health issues have persisted, and a lot of other things have basically distracted me from writing for way too long.

I'd like to say I'm back again, but I really don't know how active I can be. A lot of stuff keeps coming up seemingly every week. Ironically, I'm sick with some sort of stomach flu at the moment, and that's opened up some spare time so I can finally post something.

I've been working on captions off and on since my last post, but most of them just never really clicked for me. Maybe I'm too much of a perfectionist for my own good? Anyway, I finished this ages ago and couldn't find a suitable picture. I finally just added to one of my old morphs. Hopefully you all enjoy it anyway, it's a fun premise I've played with before.

Also, I've been working on some Midnight Surgeon-related story lately, and making decent progress for once.

And besides the story, I've got a sort of stream-of-consciousness yarn I wrote last week exploring some body modification ideas, also involving the Midnight Surgeon. It's about 2500 words long, roughly five pages typed. 

I'm going to post that on the Patreon, since I haven't updated it in a year now. And some notes on my actual story.

But I'll post it here too in a few days, so don't go and join the Patreon just to see it unless you want to get it earlier.

Thanks for being patient with me, everyone, I wish I could have more stuff to post for you all. Hopefully I can get more of this writing finished, or get some more of my half-finished captions worked out. Either way, thanks for sticking around all this time.

I might be leaving blogger sometime soon, as well. I keep getting notices from blogger that they're locking down some posts for being too adult -whatever that means- and I might finally need to branch out to a site I actually own myself. I'll need to learn more about Wordpress first, though.

- B-Rex

Midnight Surgeon: Fleshlight's New Voice

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Sixty-Nine Months

Greetings, all! Have been very busy writing all week, making progress, and reading contest submissions people have sent in. If you have captions you want to send in, the contest deadline is Sunday night. I've had a good number of submissions so far, though not from a huge number of people, but pretty good turnout considering how rarely I have contests here.

Anyway, today's caption is one I've been working on for ages now, and kept coming up with new ideas. This is maybe a third of what I've written for this. It's a transgender-themed caption, and rather larger than my normal captions. So if you have any issues reading it, let me know, and I'll edit the post to add the text separately.

Also, I made a few additional 'Fleshlight' doll morphs, that might turn into future captions if I think up anything fun to do with her. Mostly I just find them fun to make.

Obviously the second is the more finished, though I might still add some details.

- B-Rex

Midnight Surgeon: I, Fleshlight

Happy Friday, everybody! Wanted to post this caption sooner, but I just wasn't happen with my ending. So I rewrote it and added a fair bit, hopefully it's a fun read. This is a direct sequel to my recent Midnight Surgeon caption from a few weeks back:

I made this morph several days ago, and then spent some time adding in cumshots and such to better fit my idea.

Midnight Surgeon: Pocket Pussy

Greetings all! Lately I've been working on a few photo-manipulations in Gimp, as my muse is a bit burnt out with writing.

Today's caption is a dark little return of the Midnight Surgeon; hard to believe it's been five years! This is a morph KS graciously did for me (he did the quad amputations) which I further altered by swapping out the head, adding some tattoos and piercings, condoms, and a load of cum. KS has been posting a lot of fun morphs/captions lately, so be sure to check his site out if you haven't already.

Hopefully you all enjoy it and the caption.

And the morph itself, full-size without the caption:

I've got several other morphs finished, so might post them and try to make more captions to go with them too, including a possible sequel to my recent dollification captions.

Also, I wanted to know if anyone is interested in another caption contest? It's been a long time since I did one and thought it might be time for another. The theme might be petplay, maybe even a sort of Island of Doctor Moreau sort of theme, with every caption involving a rich surgeon showing off his latest modified pet. Sort of similar to this old Midnight Surgeon series, where every caption is the surgeon showing off his latest victim.

- B-Rex

She's a Real Doll

Greetings all! Sorry about not posting recently, I've been busy with work. I have to pick up a lot of extra shifts for the next few weeks, so I'm a little low on free time.

But also, I've been busily working on one of my ebooks (RSB3) all week and making good progress finally. Hopefully I can finish it soon.

Anyway, here's a rather silly little caption I cooked up for a morph I recently made. It's not a particularly realistic premise, but I thought it was still fun.

I had a darker, meaner idea, but I might save that for later.

- B-Rex

My version of Pacific Rim would be way more fun....

Hello all, today's caption is rather silly and I really should probably save it for my bdsmlr page, but I've already posted a longer caption there tonight and have a few more coming.

So hopefully you'll forgive me for posting it here instead.

*****

"But, why a sex doll?" General Higgins asked the engineer, as they entered the factory floor.

Above them, the half-completed robot hung, looking more like some nightmare from a Hieronymus Bosch painting than the weapon that would hopefully save mankind.

"I already told you, we needed a human-like robot to be sure the pilot could operate it. If we used some tank-track thing, the pilot would never have been able to achieve the sort of mobility and speed required to put up a useful fight."

Higgins sighed, as she finished. He really hated engineers. "I know all that -- but why use a fucking sex doll as the model, is my question?"

She shrugged.

"Oh... well, that's quite simple really. We didn't have time to design a new shell from scratch, making a life-like robot that moves like a human body takes years to develop and the timing circuits are a nightmare to figure out."

She gestured at the huge creation above them.

"So, rather than create something new, we grabbed a working robot model that already existed and just scaled it up to the required size. And it just so happens that sex dolls are the only efficient human-like designs that exist at present. Or, at least, the only one's we could use without a major redesign."

Higgins sighed, and hoped the giant robot would be worth the hassle in the end. The aliens were sending new monsters down from their landing base on the moon every few weeks now. The military was overwhelmed, and the last attack had flattened Chicago before they had finally killed the giant alien.

"Plus, besides not having the right degree of mobility, existing military robots also don't have much spare room inside. The robots are packed full with internal sensory equipment, but since sex dolls don't need radar and satellite phone hookups, we've got plenty of room for fuel reserves and battery packs. Not to mention all the handy storage slots for missile launch tubes."

So saying, a massive missile slid by above them on the factory's ceiling cranes, headed for its new magazine inside the giant robot. Higgins flinched as the rocket slid inside.

He didn't even want to think of what it would look like when it was fired.

"But the real bonus is the external tactile sensory grid in the sex doll's skin," she continued. "Once on board and installed into the doll's artificial nervous system, the pilot will have full sensational awareness, including hot and cold, pinpoint pressure; heck, the pilot could read braille if it was printed out at the right scale."

She smiled, proudly looking up at her work. "And best of all, there's plenty of room inside the doll's head to put the pilot's brain and accompanying life support system. You'd never get that with a military robot design. The pilot will have real-time feedback being that close to the robot's eye-cameras and auditory sensors."

The old general nodded. That at least made sense, of a sort. He sighed, pulling out a cigar and lighting it.

Taking a long draw, he closed the lighter and blew out a ring of smoke, as he gazed up at the massive mechanical savior of the human race.

"I just wish we'd found a female pilot for the thing. Captain Peters is going to get one of hell of a shock when he wakes up from that coma."

*****

And, a little super-short and super-silly bonus caption:

Captain Richard "Slick" Peters sighed as the fuel tankers finally drove away from his high-heeled feet. For the hundredth time, he wished the engineers hadn't decided his breasts were the ideal place to store his new napalm reserves.

Though, he did have to admit, the flamethrower nipples had come in handy during the last few fights, and they were a damn sight better than that idiot 'Jetbooster Asshole' idea that had been floated around by the engineers.

He'd nearly broken a titanium-reinforced leg just testing the supposed jump-boost feature.

But still, he'd have preferred his new fuel tanks had come with a decent bra, at least. His robotic-back was already killing him just standing still, and his six-story heels weren't helping a bit.

*****

Whelp, hope you all enjoyed today's silly little captions. I'm working on some more transgender-themed stuff, probably later in the week, either a sequel to my 'Walking A New Beat' captions or something else, which ever I finish first.

- B-Rex

A Widow Mistake and Unconventional Methods

Greetings, all! Since I missed Tuesday's caption, I've got two new caps for you today.

I've been mostly offline the last several days, doing some renovating. Had to re-run ethernet cables through my walls, and put in some new plugins while I was at it. So busy week. Nevertheless, I've actually managed to finish several more captions for next week, so you can expect those soon.

I've also been working on some transgender-themed ones, but one of those is too long so I'll probably just post it as a short story on my Patreon page in a few days, and then repost it here in a few weeks.

And I've also got some more short-form captions to post on the bdsmlr page too.

Hope you all enjoy the new caps, and a huge thanks to all who have commented on the last several posts, I really love reading all the feedback.

- B-Rex

The Pygmalion Reversal

Greeting all, today's caption was almost a short story, as I had a lot of trouble finding pictures that fit the text. Pretty happy with the first pic, though the second sadly doesn't quite have the vacant expression I'd prefer. Oh well.

It's also less a story than an exploration of an idea I had for an interesting transformation method, but hopefully it works well enough.

- B-Rex

Executive Toys

Greetings everyone! I hope you all have had a happy Fourth of July.

In light to Meisa's fantastic suggestion on the last post, I've gone ahead and added the leftover ending text from the last caption to a pledge-only post on the Patreon (and SubscribeStar) page, as a little additional content for pledges. I think I'll start doing that from now on, when appropriate.

Today's caption didn't have any left over text; however, I do have some unused ideas in my notes. I haven't decided whether to post those ideas on the Patreon, or save them for a possible sequel.

Today's caption is a two-parter, mostly due to the wide nature of the pictures. It's a silly little idea I had when I first saw this particular photoset.

Please let me know what you think of the new caption, and if you're a pledge, feel free to leave a comment on the posts there, perhaps about my additional ending material on the last caption post.

- B-Rex

She Said

A huge thanks to everyone for all the feedback on the previous post, as well as all the emails and other help people have offered. Please feel free to continue with suggestions, if you want.

I've pretty much made up my mind to start a Patreon-type of account, though I think I'm actually going to make it on SubscribeStar. Patreon appears to be in the midst of a purge of Adult-oriented material, and SubscribeStar seems less hostile. However, it also doesn't allow for Paypal, which may be an issue with some people. Then again, Paypal seems to be the cause of Patreon's sudden purging of adult accounts.

I'm thinking of offering a monthly pay plan probably at $5 a month, with a second tier level at $10 that will come with a coupon to Smashwords (if I can figure out how that coupon system works) which would allow for a discount/free copy of one of my ebooks. And some other fun stuff as a reward, like possibly naming a character in a caption after the second tier members, or allowing participation in polling over new captions/ebooks, letting people choose themes or bad fates for old characters, etc.

I'm totally open to suggestions about that tier rewards system. At this point, I'm basically just copying ideas from other Patreon/SubscribeStar accounts. Please feel free to share any ideas you think would be fun.

I'm excited about the whole thing, and I think it'll give me the inspiration to get back into the swing of things.

Anyway, on to today's caption. This is a very quick, silly caption I actually wrote way back in 2016 when I was in a sex doll phase, and plum forgot to post. Or at least, I can't find it on this blog, so I don't think I ever posted it.

As a final note, I'm working on a darker caption with some forced surgery, sort of like I used to post a few years ago with my Midnight Surgeon series. Now, I know people have been asking for some darker material, but I'm a little worried I might be going too far. Is intentional brain damage too dark a subject matter for anyone?

- B-Rex

Pussy Dialogues and Ebook News

Hello everyone! This is probably the weirdest caption I've posted in a while, and I haven't really ever done much in the whole "turned into a body part" fetish before, aside from a certain superheroine caption set. So, fair warning, this one might not be to your particular interest.

Aside from today's captions, I also really wanted to ask for your thoughts on my next ebook. A while back I posted some captions called "As You Wish", which served as the opening portion of a story I'm writing about genies and bad wishes.

The issue I'm having is that I've finished the story finally, but as I read back through things (looking for spelling errors and editing as I go), I actually feel like the more natural stopping point is several scenes earlier than my ending.

And now I can't decide whether to keep the longer version, which is about 9-10,000 words long, or to end the story earlier and publish it as shorter ebook, a little over 6,000 words long. Which might be a bit short for $2.99, but due to Amazon's payment system, I really can't sell it for less without losing most of the royalties.

Any feedback, suggestions, or just your thoughts on the matter would be hugely appreciated. I still need to format the story and make a cover, so it'll be at least a few days before I can publish anyway.

Thanks in advance,

- B-Rex

Bionic Bombshell

Happy Humpday, everybody!

Sorry about the wait, I know I said I'd have more caps up before Halloween. In fact, I had a whole series of captions planned out about a wish-twisting genie.

But when I sat down and finally starting typing it all out, I ended up not stopping for 6 straight hours. And now my would-be-5-cap series is a 16 page short-story in its own right. I think I'll finish it, and publish it separately as it's own story, rather than try and find two dozen pictures to make captions.

And, oddly enough, when I sat down to do today's caption, it again turned out to be a rather longer affair than I'd planned. Way too long to make into captions, but short enough I'm going to post it all here. Hopefully none of you are disappointed in the lack of proper captions; I have added in the pics I'd originally planned to use.

As always, hit the Read More link to see the story in full, and let me know what you thought down in the comments.

- B-Rex

A Ton of Pun

Hello everyone!

Today's three-part caption is an old idea I finally got around to writing, not a prize cap, though it does use Meisa's "Punny Money" character from the superheroine caption contest last year.

Hope you all enjoy these, they're a bit rushed to be honest, but I'm trying to work through a very bad case of writer's block, and I'm tired of throwing away captions every time something doesn't quite *click*.

As always, please let me know what you think. And have a fun weekend, everybody.

- B-Rex

Halloween Contest Submissions Part 2

Okay, and here's Anon98's caption series. I had to resize/change font color for most of these, and it took just a bit longer than I was expecting, so this is going up a bit later than I said.

Please be sure to check out the last post as well so you don't miss all the other great contest submissions.

As to Anon98's very large series, I like how well he was able to incorporate as many images into a coherent story. Of the many transformations, I think I most enjoyed the Twi'lek alien girl and the Anal/Shemale scenes.

Please let Anon98 know what you all think down in the comments, as per usual. And again, thanks to everyone for participating in this Halloween contest. :-)

- B-Rex