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The Nanny Job

Well, I was planning to post this short story on the Patreon, but on further thought, decided it would be just as well to post it here instead. Though I did upload some new 3D artwork.

Anyway, this is not a finished story, and it's really only about as long as a typical caption. It's really just a setup to a transgender story I started last year, which I think was intended to be a transgenderified version of The Nanny (the old sitcom) but I can't really remember where I was going with it all.

Still I hate to waste it, so consider this a sneak peak into my weird collection of unfinished story ideas.

- B-Rex

And since I don't have any good pictures for this to caption, here's an upcoming picture from my Laura Krauff artwork, of Jenni Juggs the bimbofied djinn.

"Oh, who's the stud cleaning your pool?"

Martin hated the words the instant they left his collagen-enhanced lips, but the interview was getting to the weaker portion of his cover, and he needed the distraction. If only he could get his lilting voice in check, though. A few more weeks of vocal practice and he'd have had it down, but there just wasn't enough time.

Mr. Chesterton looked up from the job application. "Hmm, what? I don't have a pool clean-- Oh, you must mean Johnny, my son." Martin blinked, looking back at the young man running a net through the Olympic-sized pool. The man must've been in his twenties. "Yes, he's been looking to earn a little extra allowance this summer, so I've let him do some of the grounds keeping chores."

"He's... older than I expected," Martin said, his altered vocal cords adding a lustful tinge to the words he hadn't intended. "From your advertisement, I thought I'd be expected to tutor and chaperone your son to and from school."

The rich widow nodded, a sadness covering his face. "Yes, he was forced to miss several years of schooling when he was younger, from the rehab after the... the... accident." The man ran a finger over his worn wedding ring, and Martin suddenly understood. "He's in perfect health now, of course, but he has been quite behind the other students his age. He's starting his Senior year this fall, thankfully. Part of your tasks will include driving him to the school and tutoring him in Math, as that's his worst subject."

Martin nodded, then said, "Oh, Mister Chesterton, does that mean I've got the job after all?"

He hated the way his surgically-altered larynx turned the perfectly normal sentence into a seductive coo, but it was too late to worry about that. He did wish he hadn't argued with the doctors, demanding they tighten his vocal cords more than their original recommendations. He'd just been worried he'd end up sounding too much like his old male self. Now he sounded like a sexed up teenager, not the adult woman he was meant to appear.

"Why yes, it does indeed." The forty-something old man smiled back at the buxom faux-woman, seemingly oblivious to his new employee's inner turmoil. He held out his hand, grasping Martin's fingers delicately. "Welcome to my home, Miss Merriam. We'll just finish the paperwork and then I'll show you to your room."

Martin let out a sigh of relief. Finally! 

The interview had taken over an hour, and the widow's questions had been getting far too deep into his carefully constructed false background. Another few questions about his fake hometown, and he'd have surely let the cat out of the bag.

The conman kept his reaction to a minimum, however, instead planting a smile over his thickened lips as his new employer placed an employment contract on the desk. He signed it quickly, but carefully, keeping his script fine and feminine just as he'd practiced. The man added his own signature, and with that, Amanda Merriam was officially the Chesterton Family nanny.

The news of the son's older age was actually a God-send, Martin reflected, following his new boss out of the office and down the mansion's corridors to see the quarters he'd be living in for the foreseeable future. From the man's advertisement, he'd thoroughly expected to have to take care of a younger child, possibly even changing diapers and the like. But a healthy twenty year old was going to be far less hassle.

Which will leave me that much more time to work on seducing the widow, Martin thought, grinning as the older man gave him a tour of his new suite. He mentally recalculated his plan; this new development could probably shave another few months off, easy.

The plan had been a bit harebrained when it first came to Martin, but he had been desperate, and so far everything was going much better than he'd ever dared hope. Originally he'd planned to spend a few months seducing the rich widow, marrying the man, and then divorcing him at the earliest opportunity, taking half of the man's multi-billion dollar estate in the process.

But while recuperating from the half-dozen surgeries that had transformed him into a very convincing woman, the thirty-year-old conman had seen the advertisement for a nanny at the Chesterton mansion. He'd instantly applied, knowing it would give him his best shot of getting close to the widow. Living under the same roof, he'd have far more opportunity to catch the man's eye, than he'd ever have had trying to compete with the other real women at charity balls and the local country club.

Now that he had the job officially, it would be only a matter of weeks before he had the insanely rich man wrapped around his finger. And thanks to the widow's strong Catholic upbringing, Martin even had the perfect excuse to avoid trying out his new surgically-built pussy.

At least until the honeymoon, he added, grimacing at the thought. Still, I'll deal with that bridge when I come to it. If my luck continues to hold out this well, I might be able to avoid EVER having sex with the rich bastard. And once I'm divorced and my bank accounts are full, it's just one quick stop back in Thailand, and I'll have my cock back in place and these ridiculous tits off my chest. Nothing can stop me now!

Laura Krauff and the Golden Lifeline

Greetings all, this started out as an attempt to make a new cover for my old Laura Krauff ebook, and ended up growing into this little tale. I'm afraid it doesn't really have much of an ending, as I really didn't intend writing any caption for these pictures, but it just sort of happened.

I'd strongly recommend you read the book first, if you haven't, as this will spoil it. I'd originally meant to just post this on the Patreon, but everything else I've been working on this week just didn't pan out, and it ended up being much longer than I initially thought it would be. Warning, it does end a bit abruptly, though I have some more pics finished that would continue things.

As always, I hope you enjoy today's post, and please let me know what you think of it (and the artwork).

- B-Rex

Robin Gets Wrecked

Hello everyone! Sorry once again for the lack of updates this past week. I've had a medical problem that is only starting to finally clear up, and haven't been in a writing/captioning mood. (If you know what epididymitis is, you'll understand why.)

Anyway, today's short story started as a caption, but ended up way too long so I'm just posting the text as is after the break. Despite the length, it's more of an excerpt than a finished story, but you might get a laugh or two out of it anyway.

Especially if you Google a translation of the last line. :-)

I could probably do a whole story on this sort of setting/theme, with more misunderstandings leading to humiliating situations. It's actually one of my favorite story ideas, though I don't use it very often.

- B-Rex

Guest Story: "Little Bitch" by Adobeman10

Happy Friday, everybody!

One of my favorite authors, Adobeman10, has sent me a brand new story to publish here before he posts it on his author page at The Changing Mirror forums. Many of his stories involve celebrities and age-regression, so be sure to check out his older work as well.

This story is a petgirl transformation tale involving amputation, among other extreme body modifications. He is also working on second version of this, which will be an age-regression story. Hopefully it'll be up here in a few days, or so.

Story after the break, as usual. Also, I've added a few old morphs of mine leftover from my Pet caption series. Hope you all enjoy, :-)

- B-Rex

 

A Quick Ebook Update

I'm hard at work on a new caption (honest!), but I wanted to mention that I have resubmitted my ebook, The Doll, to Amazon a few minutes ago. Now it is entitled The Living Doll, and has a different cover.

As much as I love the old boob-oriented cover, I think it got the story flagged by Amazon's sales-killing adult filter. I've noticed that, despite being brand new this month, it wasn't showing up in my searches on Amazon. The adult filter hides stories from the main search; to see the filtered stories, you have to actively select the Kindle Store in the search bar. Which most people don't seem to know, yet.

I have also successfully gotten Angela's Last Resort 1 back on Amazon. I still need to get Angela's Last Resort 2 back up, but for right now I'm going to focus on making a few new captions for you all. Thanks again for being patient while I deal with all this. :-)

- B-Rex

Free Story: Tabby's Age-Play Holiday

As promised, here's the rest of my Age Regression story. Rather than just posting the second chapter, I went ahead, and posted both chapters, that way they'll be in one convenient place. All told, there is about 8,500 words here.

Again, this is not a finished story, as I'm not sure that I could ever publish it on Amazon, but I do have at least five more chapters planned out. And a proper ending. One day I might finish it, but I just don't know. Hopefully there is enough here to be fun and interesting for you readers, as is.

Please let me know what you think of it so far. I'm hoping to post a few captions again soon, and work on my morph series some more. I'm also thinking of making a gameshow series or ebook, not sure yet. Thanks for visiting, and have a good weekend! :-)

- B-Rex

A new Petplay Ebook, and a Free Ageplay Story!

Happy Halloween!!! (NOTE: This post is a bit long, but bear with me. And there is a free Age-Regression story after the break. - B-Rex)

This is my favorite holiday, but unfortunately I don't really have any great new caps to show you all. Lately my muse has been more focused on writing my stories, than captions. I've got tons of nice pics, but nothing I think of really clicks, or interests me enough to work on. Hopefully once I've finished some of the stories I'm working on, I'll be able to focus on caps more heavily again.

Anyway, I have managed to finish a new ebook, at long last. It's called The Billionaire's New Pet, and is based on my Pet series from last January. It's currently published on Amazon and Smashwords; Barnes & Noble had a problem, so I'm resubmitting it. Might be a few days til it's up there.

I hit on a lot of humiliating Puppygirl concepts in this new tale, but I think I still have enough ideas leftover to write a sequel, maybe even two. I reached a natural climax in this story, so I chose to end it there, on a bit of a cliffhanger.

I was hoping to finish a Halloween-themed story, but now I'm kind of stuck. I'll have to decide what direction to take the story, before I can finish it. Maybe I'll have it done in a few weeks, I don't know. 

I've had a few requests over email for more collections, so I'll be publishing a few bundles of my previously published ebooks. Not sure which yet, probably my Angela's Last Resort series, though I'll have to redo the collection when I finish the 4th book.

Other than that, I want to publish a bundle of my shorter stories, like my Vera Purdee's Box of Doom story, and a few others. I might write a few more short (1-2K words long) stories, to add something fresh. And I have a nice bit of material thought up for a sequel to The Plastic Surgeon's Revenge, so that is definitely on the front burner right now.

Anyway, some time ago I started writing a long Age-Regression story, hoping to publish it as an ebook eventually. It would use a lot of ideas I've had for ages now, some of which I've touched on in my AR caps, and many I've been saving.

Unfortunately, after talking to a few writers, I've become afraid that I might not be able to publish it on Amazon, as the main character, while an adult, is pretending to be rather young. (For the same reason, I rewrote my Paddled! ebook to keep every character at least 18, to avoid violating Amazon's rather vague TOS.) Which is doubly unfortunate, because I think this story is one my best written to date.

In loo of publishing, I've decided to post the first chapter of this Age-Regression epic for free, as a sort-of Halloween present, even though it isn't really Halloween-related. I've completed a second chapter of this story, which I'll post Friday or Saturday, weather permitting. If I ever decide to finish this story, I'll probably have to delete this post, so read it now while you can.

I hope you all enjoy it, and have a fun Halloween! Story is after the break, FYI. It's about 4K words long, as is the next chapter. Enjoy! :-)

- B-Rex

WIP: Front Desk Bimbo

Happy Friday, everyone!

I've been writing a lot these past few weeks, but I keep getting stuck. This is one of my more promising Works In Progress (WIP), a mind control/bimbofication story. I'll have to delete this post if I finish this tale, so if you're are interested read it now, cause it might not be here in a few days (or weeks).

I'd meant this tale to be more a longer version of my cap series Marvelous, but I'm a bit worried that it is too similar to Downing Street's Office Reversal, one of my favorite stories. So let me know what you think, please. This will probably be one of my next ebooks, if I decide to continue it.

- B-Rex

Hiatus, again

Sorry for lack of posts, was planning something for the 4th of July, but I've come down with a very bad inner ear infection and I just had a very nasty root canal (which was probably the source of the ear infection in the first place.)

Not a very fun holiday, for me at least. I'm not sure how long it will take before I'm back up and running. If my pain meds really kick in, maybe I'll have something in a few days, I'm not sure.

I haven't slept in three days now, so I'm going to bed. I'll be back, eventually.

- B-Rex

PS. Just to give you all something to chew on for a few days, I've put an incomplete story/caption I started a few weeks ago, after the break. It is dark. If I decide to continue it, it will become a new ebook, probably a full Midnight Surgeon story, with some mean alterations. Just a quick beginning for now though, just a teaser.

Read it now, because if I do finish it, I'll have to delete it before I publish the ebook on Amazon.

Ozweld That Ends Well!

(UPDATE: This post's short mind control tale has been removed; a slightly longer version is now being sold as part of an ebook collection. Links to the collection are located on Humbled Harlots.)


I was trying to make short mind control cap bringing together two of my different recent mind control series (Marvelous, and my Jacob MC series), but the caption got a bit long.

I only really had one picture to use, and this cap took longer to set up than I had expected. Normally I trim down my captions until they fit my pictures, but I really liked the back-and-forth I had here, so I just decided to make it into a short story instead.

And it just got longer and longer, because I kept adding fun little ideas to add to the humiliation; now it's over 1800 words of mind control fun!

Due to the length, I'm going to put the story after the break. I'm pretty sure you'll all like this; I know I'm happy with it. :-)

Please let me know what you think,

- B-Rex

Kneel before Ozweld

Ivanna Gobblecocks

An Old Story and some Morphs

Sorry everyone, I was hoping to have another installment of PW2013 captions for you all, but real-life is taking up all my time right now. On the plus side, I've got a three-day weekend starting tomorrow, so hopefully I can get some caps made and finish some stories while I'm at it.

Speaking of stories, my next tale will be another TG story, based on a very old tale I posted to Fictionmania years ago. Since I don't have anything new for all of you, you can go read that old tale if you want: Sharon's Ring

I was still calling myself Aesop and was on a serious wishing-gone-wrong kick at the time. My new tale is going to be an expanded version of this, with several humiliating wishes, including a male-to-female gender transformation.

Also, here's a wonderful TG caption from Becky: Wend-E I love the pic here and the caption almost perfectly fits an old idea of mine. I especially love how the doll both forces the victim to humiliate themselves, and wastes their time on inane activity. The entire way the caption is written is wonderful, it both sounds like a real advertisement and emphasizes all the humiliating details of the doll. If you like my caps, you'll probably love this one too.

Also, since I don't have any captions for you, I'll leave you all with a few morphed pictures instead, after the break.

- B-Rex

Laura Krauff and the All-Powerful Djinn (UPDATED 02/2014)

 (UPDATE Feb 2014: This story has been removed, and will shortly be available for sale as a new ebook by Tabitha Kohls, entitled Laura Krauff and the Devious Djinn. It includes two new wishes, and is nearly twice as long.)


Greetings everyone! Sorry that I've been absent for the past week or so, but real-life has been crazily hectic the past few days. Hopefully I can start making more captions now, though.

I started working on this a few weeks ago, but kept having trouble breaking it down into separate captions. Finally, I just decided to write it out as a story instead. I only had a few pics that would fit and I put them in the story after the break.

This is a direct continuation of my previous Laura Krauff series from last November, Laura Krauff and the Amulet of Perverti.

I wouldn't say that you have to read those captions first, but it might make this story more enjoyable. Still, I tried to keep this tale pretty much standalone, but like the previous Laura Krauff entry, this is a rare magic-themed story. I've always loved captions and stories about badly worded wishes and tricky genies twisting wishes against wisher's intentions. Back when I was still making Transgender captions, I focused almost exclusively on that particular theme. Hopefully you will all enjoy this little tale too!

Let me know what you think, and if you would like for me to use more magical elements in some of my future captions/stories. 

- B-Rex

P.S. One of my favorite TG stories is about a Genie being used for revenge. The story was called Chain of Command, and can be found here: Link

Clip from Leera Kroftowitz

"As you wish, mortal."

"You can't wish tha--"

BEEP! A new caption and a short story

Here's a very quick cap I just made. Sorry I haven't been more productive lately, but my muse has really been dried out lately. I've got a lot of pics set up for captions, but when I try to write them, they just aren't really clicking the way I want. Still, I managed to finish this short bimbo/blackmail caption.

Oh, and I wrote a short story called Buffy at the Laundromat sometime last year. I was going to post it on Katie Smith's site but never got around to it. I'll add it below the caption too, since it sort of fits anyway. :-)

 Everything is after the break, as always. Please enjoy and let me know what you think.

- B-Rex

Guest Post: Alternative Present 4 by Meisa

Meisa emailed me several pictures and a short text to accompany them. The pics are low-res, so I'm just going to post the text file and a few of the pics. Meisa said "Though I've never done captioning myself, I decided that I liked the Present series so much that I took a stab at writing the next Cucumber part that Part 3 was hinting at."

So this caption is an alternative to Present 4, and honestly I think I prefer this story to my own version. Please enjoy, and don't forget to comment. Meisa is thinking about making a sequel, and I'm sure any feedback would be useful as inspiration.

Caption after the break, as always.

- B-Rex

Epilogue to Vera Purdee #01 - Guest story by Dr. Psycho

 Dr. Psycho just emailed me this pseudo-epilogue/sequel captioned image to my Vera Purdee #01 story from the other day. She has plenty of food and water and gets to provide a useful service to society.

Thank you Dr. Psycho, I really enjoyed this epilogue. I love this glimpse of Miss Purdee's dark future in the box. I always enjoy your comments for their interesting ideas, and this story really illustrates your wonderfully twisted imagination. :-) Hopefully I can come up with some more opportunities for collaborative efforts in the near future.

The caption and plain text are after the break, please enjoy and be sure to comment, I'm sure Dr. Psycho appreciates it!

- B-Rex

Vera Purdee #01 - New Story; Updated!!

UPDATED; See Below Please!!!!

Some years ago I started reading Katie Smith's wonderful Tracey stories, a series of tales of a busty young blonde English woman who keeps getting herself into trouble, usually involving forced public nudity or strip searching. Her old archive is here, mle123.co.uk/tracey/ and her new yahoo group is here, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Traceystories/. I have already posted this story at her yahoo group.

I was inspired by Katie Smith's stories to write a few short stories about a young woman named Vera Purdee, back when I was in college, some years ago. Most of these tales were very short and poorly written, basically nothing more than story ideas really. Many of my captions have been based on these basic ideas. My caption from last July, The Other Woman, was based on the earlier version of this story. I have rewritten this tale to flesh it out into a proper story.

In this tale, Vera Purdee is delving into self-bondage, but something goes terribly wrong, as usually happens in such stories. I'm not sure if any of you are interested in such subject matter, but even if you don't, hopefully this story is interesting enough in its own right. If there is interest, I might try developing some of the other uncompleted Vera Purdee stories

Comments are always welcome, of course. :-)

- B-Rex

******UPDATE******

I think I'm happier with the ending of this story, than I have been with my previous efforts. The beginning seems a little weak to me, but the ending is a definite improvement for me. It also seems to leave people wanting more. Which is a good thing, judging by the comments. Your imagination keeps working out how the next part of the story would go. So if you have any ideas of your own for how the story might continue, please share them, I love reading them. (And so do a lot of other people, I'm sure) :-)

I've really imagined my Vera Purdee stories as being basically one-off, self-contained tales, each a fresh start, much like Katie Smith's Tracey stories. So I doubt I'll make a sequel. But I absolutely love all of the ideas that Maria, Ian, Dr Psycho have expressed in their comments. 

So I've been thinking about it and I'd really love if someone else would write a sequel to this, or even just a short epilogue, taking place a few days after my own ending. I could post it as a guest post, like I have done in the past with Kimmy Foster and Dr Psycho's caption series. (See my contact info on the right side for my gmail account address.) I'd love to make this blog a little more interactive than it is right now, maybe build a real community. I think that is the best way to keep my muse active. Too many captioneers/writers retire because things get stagnant and feedback dies off. I'd like to prevent that.

Thank you everyone, for the comments and feedback and your wonderful devilish ideas, :-)
- B-Rex

Happy Thanksgiving! And a short story

Hello everyone, happy Thanksgiving!

Sorry for not being more productive this week. I've been in an odd mood, though. There was a little interest mentioned in my short enema-in-space story, so I figured I'd post it. It isn't very long, but maybe a few of you will enjoy it. I mostly wrote it to get the idea out of my head, so I could focus on writing other things. I'd recommend not reading it just before Thanksgiving dinner, though. :-)

I've been in a pretty sci-fi mood lately, probably because I'm reading a lot of science fiction right now. Anyway, I've actually been writing a non-erotic story for the past week or so. But I've also got this idea for a hard science fiction erotic story, and I can't get it out of my head. Most of the first three chapters have already played themselves out in my mind, so I'll probably write at least that much in near future.

You see, I've got a ton of ideas for bizarre transformations and strange technologies, but many of them aren't really believable in a modern story setting. But in a story set in the far future, I think they'd work quite well. I'm talking about strange things like animated tattoos, neural implants, gene splicing, and synthetic organs. So if I do write this longer story, it'll probably end up featuring all of my most excessive ideas for body modification. It'll also be long, really long. From the plot layout I've done already, it'll be at least a few hundred pages, if I bother to finish it.

So if I'm not terribly productive during the next week or two, you can all rest assured that I'm just really busy writing my epic sci-fi story. With any luck, I'll get a few chapters done this weekend, and have something to post here.

Anyway, the enema story is after the break. If you like it, let me know, otherwise I doubt I'll ever write another enema-related story/caption again,

- B-Rex

New story! Filling In by B-Rex

So, I was sitting down, getting ready to write a quick few captions for everyone. Suddenly, I realize I'm approaching page ten in MSWord and that I've inadvertently written a rather unusual story. I think you will all like it though. Hopefully. :)

The story is told as a one-sided phone conversation, all dialogue, so it was kind of a challenge for me. I'm pretty happy with the results though. I'm not going to put any tags, so as not to give anything away.

It is pretty long, because of the format, but only about 2000 words altogether. 

Story after the break:

New Short Story

(UPDATE: This post's short mind control tale has been removed; a slightly longer version is now being sold as part of an ebook collection. Links to the collection are located on Humbled Harlots.)

Hello all,

I'm kind of trying to stay active here, so I'm writing stuff each day or so. Today I was just playing around with an odd idea for a caption, but when I started writing it went on for much too long. I'll probably approach it again later, make a better ending, that sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm going to post the new story below. If you want to read it, just click Read More. The story is called Jailbroken, and takes place in the near future. There are no pictures, but I might add some later.