Suzz-E

Hello everyone, sorry I disappeared again for so long. It was never my intention to be gone, real life has just been keeping me very busy these past year or so. My health issues have persisted, and a lot of other things have basically distracted me from writing for way too long.

I'd like to say I'm back again, but I really don't know how active I can be. A lot of stuff keeps coming up seemingly every week. Ironically, I'm sick with some sort of stomach flu at the moment, and that's opened up some spare time so I can finally post something.

I've been working on captions off and on since my last post, but most of them just never really clicked for me. Maybe I'm too much of a perfectionist for my own good? Anyway, I finished this ages ago and couldn't find a suitable picture. I finally just added to one of my old morphs. Hopefully you all enjoy it anyway, it's a fun premise I've played with before.

Also, I've been working on some Midnight Surgeon-related story lately, and making decent progress for once.

And besides the story, I've got a sort of stream-of-consciousness yarn I wrote last week exploring some body modification ideas, also involving the Midnight Surgeon. It's about 2500 words long, roughly five pages typed. 

I'm going to post that on the Patreon, since I haven't updated it in a year now. And some notes on my actual story.

But I'll post it here too in a few days, so don't go and join the Patreon just to see it unless you want to get it earlier.

Thanks for being patient with me, everyone, I wish I could have more stuff to post for you all. Hopefully I can get more of this writing finished, or get some more of my half-finished captions worked out. Either way, thanks for sticking around all this time.

I might be leaving blogger sometime soon, as well. I keep getting notices from blogger that they're locking down some posts for being too adult -whatever that means- and I might finally need to branch out to a site I actually own myself. I'll need to learn more about Wordpress first, though.

- B-Rex

Worlds Apart - Hiatus Over Finally!

Greetings all! I'm finally back with a new caption, after half a year. So sorry for this long hiatus, I never expected to be gone so long. I should've posted something way before now, I just didn't want to post without a new caption or story, and I haven't been able to write in ages now.

My health issues have been one and off again, my kidney infections keep coming back as soon as I run out of antibiotics, and I've had some other real-life issues these past few months (I just rebuilt a roof for my parents' house during June and July, still have a bit left on that project) that have also been massive distractions. I've barely been online this whole year now.

But enough of my excuses, here's the new caption, a weird little sci-fi idea I had ages ago during a rewatch of some old tv shows (Sliders and Stargate, specifically):

If it's too hard to read, let me know and I'll add the full text here.

A huge thanks to everyone for being patient with me this year, and to all the people who have contacted me over the last several months asking how I'm doing. I appreciate it greatly. I have probably missed a few emails, so if I haven't responded, please don't take it personally, I've been terrible at keeping up with people the past ten months.

- B-Rex

Edit: As requested, the full text, after the break:

In Space, No One Can Hear You Gag

Hello everyone! I'm so sorry for disappearing again, I should've posted something here but I kept thinking I'd finish a caption first and update everyone then. But obviously that didn't happen. Next thing I know, two months have passed!

I've been extremely busy with my day jobs. Back in February I got handed a big contract for my consultant gig, which up to now has been a sort of side job for extra cash. But this contract is for double my total hours last year, and I have to finish it by August. It's a pretty fair fraction of my yearly salary, so it's kind of been a priority for me.

And honestly, after spending all day working on spreadsheets and updating a database, I just haven't really been in the mood to spend even more time staring at a computer screen to write anything.

But in some good news, I've cut down my hours at my other job, and I'm going to try to finally get some captions finished in my spare time.

I saw an Aliens/Ripley cartoon on BDSMlr reblogged by Dr Psycho, and got inspired to make a few renders again. Can't seem to find it to post a link, but luckily I saved the original.

The Original

And my version

The fog took ages to set up right; I swear, never again.

And a few other renders I don't think I've posted here, yet. These were made a few months ago, mostly just playing around with various assets to see how they'd turn out.

Two Laura Krauff test renders...

And some extra renders to test out Daz's UltraScenery script. Turned out very well, I think. Forests and jungle environments are hard to make look right.

I might have posted these before, but if not, some of my early attempts at amputee morphs. Sort of a sequel to my old Black Widow caption, if Stark's improved implant technology is anything to go by.

And finally, a Hugh Jazz render to hopefully tide you all over until I can get back to the series.

Sorry again about the sudden hiatus, I will do my best to get some new captions out very soon. And a huge thanks to those of you who have been sending me emails and posting comments here in the last weeks, I appreciate it immensely.

- B-Rex

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, everybody!!

As promised, here's an assortment of my new Daz renders. I started working on a Black Widow render, just as an experiment to see how closely I could come to matching the live-action version. 

And it turned out so well, I just kept working and came up with this whole little sequence. I wanted to caption it all, but ended up running a bit low on time, what with the holidays and all.

So I've put what caption text I have, but it's admittedly a little bare-bones. But I really wanted to post these as a Christmas present for you all, so hopefully the artwork will make up for a simplistic caption.

I spent ages making these renders, and I'm quite happy with how they've turned out. These are just a fraction of what I ended up making, but most have lighting errors or clothing tearing or other problems. Still, I have several alternatives, and other renders, and I'll be posting them and full-size versions of these pictures on the Patreon. The full size pics are over 5mb each, and about double the resolution of these.

Please let me know what you think of all this, particularly the artwork. I'm lacking a lot of props I need, and so far I'm pretty much stuck with breast expansion themes, as I can't do much else just yet.

I'll try to get a proper cap up before the weekend, time permitting. I've had a few ideas for a sequel/continuation to Bride and Prejudice, so it'll probably be that.

And other than that, I want to wish you all a very merry Christmas. :-)

- B-Rex

"No offense doc, but how sure are you that this will work? I've seen what happens when these 'mad scientist' experiments turn out... badly." Natasha eyed the woman cautiously.

Doctor Benz smiled back at the government assassin-turned-superheroine. "As sure as we can be. We've had great results from our primate testing, but you are technically the first human subject. So there may be some unforeseen side-effects. Naturally, we'd prefer to test it more, but the nanites cost a fortune, and even Stark Industries has its limits. Our funding is nearly dry; if we weren't so far along already, I doubt Mr. Stark would've signed off on this test."

She tapped the syringe, carefully pushing any air from the needle, but not allowing even a drop of the precious liquid inside to escape.

"Well, if this works as well as expected, I'm sure Tony will be happy to expand your funding for more complete trials," Natasha offered. "If he doesn't, I'll have a little... chat with him."

"Thank you, Miss Romanov. This technology has far more applications than just helping you heroes, of course. We could save millions of lives. The enhanced healing ability alone...." Doctor Benz paused, then frowned. "Hmm... I'm going to need access to an artery."

Natasha forced a smile to her lips; she'd been trying to work on her people skills lately.

"Romanoff, actually, but call me Nat. And sorry about the uniform. I'd have changed into something more convenient, but something came up at the last moment at work... well, that's classified. Just pull my glove down a bit, and don't worry about bandages or whatever."

"Ah, thank you, Nat." She slipped the tight, Spectra-enhanced glove down the agent's muscular arm, and quickly found a suitable artery. "Now, this will sting...."

The doctor emptied the syringe into the SHIELD agent's exposed arm and hastily slid her glove back in place.

Natasha fought back an urge to rub the fresh wound. The injection had stung quite a bit, actually, as the thick sugary fluid entered her bloodstream, billions of microscopic robots carried along with it.

A warming sensation slowly ran up her arm from the injection site, spreading across her upper chest.

"Any discomfort?" Natasha shook her head. "Good. Well, the full effects of the nanites will take about six hours to develop, but you should start to see an effect within the next few minutes. Assuming they work at all, of course."

Natasha sighed, waiting, and increasingly ignoring the heat building in her chest. "What sort of effects should I expect, Tony--er, Mr. Stark, wasn't exactly clear on the details."

Which wasn't exactly true; he'd explained, but she'd understood only one in every five words. He was on a real 'I'm smarter than everyone' bent lately, even by his standards. Natasha suspected he wasn't getting it from Pepper the last few weeks, and all that pent up energy was going to his head.

"Well, our research is built on the little data left from the original Super Soldier Formula project, plus a lot of genetic engineering from certain... extraordinary individuals." Doctor Benz frowned. "Sorry, we don't really like to use the M-word here."

"M-word...? Oh, you mean mutants."

"Uh, yes. Some, uh, extraordinary individuals have mutations that mirror similar aspects of the original Super Soldier effects, namely enhanced strength, stamina, speed, muscle-memory development, and most importantly, significantly faster than normal healing factors. If the nanites work as expected, you'll see an all-around improvement in physical strength and endurance, and will be able to rapidly recover from all but the most traumatic injuries."

Natasha nodded, not letting her emotions show on her face. Truth was, she's was actually ecstatic at the idea. For once she'd be truly super in abilities, not just an assassin with some guns and advanced tech, but finally a real, useful member of the team. Maybe not up to Cap's standards, but--

Her thoughts were interrupted by a strange sensation. Her uniform, already snug, was suddenly becoming tight. For a moment she wondered if she'd had too large a lunch before going to the Stark labs.

That theory fell aside quickly. Her suit squeaked, straining across her chest. Natasha reached up, gingerly hefting her breast. It was huge! "What the--"

*ZIPPP!!*

With a sudden explosive release, her uniform zipper tore open, nearly sending her breasts erupting free. "FUCK!!!"

She grabbed her chest frantically, as her suit continued to slip free of her suddenly massive mammaries.

Desperately, she clutched the edges of her suit, trying in vain to pull the bullet-proof material back over her breasts. A fight that quickly turned into a battle to simple prevent the suit pulling even farther apart, as her chest continued to swell before her very eyes.

"What the fuck did you do?!" she roared, anger rapidly replacing her initial shock. Instantly, a hundred scenarios ran through her mind; the doctor was an enemy agent, maybe a leftover Hydra saboteur trying to take her out.

But the doctor looked as startled as she had been. "I don't... this, this shouldn't--"

"Do something!!" Natasha demanded, gritting her teeth as her grip tightened. The pressure was building rapidly; her breasts were pushing the suit beyond its limits to stretch. Any moment now it would give way.

Suddenly her fingers slipped free, losing her grip. Instantly her top exploded open, the zipper shooting southward, fully unzipping her suit.

Her breasts bobbed out before her, already impossibly massive and heavy.  Their bigger than my head!!?!!

Doctor Benz gasped, staring at the agent's rapidly inflating chest, then down at her empty syringe. Then at her tray, with the other, virtually identical syringe, still full.

"Oh shit, I... I must've used the wrong syringe!"

"WHAT?! How could you-- Oh, fuck, what did you inject me with you bitch!!" Natasha gasped in rage as her breasts continued to expand out of control.

"Mr. Stark called just before your appointment, he wanted me to prepare an injection for our other project."

Natasha struggled futilely to pull her inadequate top over her titanic tits. "What project!?!"

"Our program to end world hunger..."

"What the hell does that have to do with making my tits fucking mountains!?!"

Doctor Benz bit her lip, unable to tear her eyes away from the assassin's expanding assets. "Well, mostly we were programming a nanite swarm... to enhance dairy cattle production. By two-thousand percent."

"WHAT!!?!!"

And that's it. Sadly, I don't have a good prop for making a proper lactation render yet. So you'll have to use your imagination, I'm afraid.

- B-Rex

Not-So Widow Anymore

As promised, a new Black Widow caption for you all. Hopefully this goes down as well as the previous one from last month.

And yes, despite the title, this is not a sequel to that earlier caption.

My apologies for the bad pun.

Sorry.

This is actually a picture from my Superheroine Caption Contest, finally used to make a caption of my own. I find I really like making these sort of caps, so maybe I'll make some more superheroine content in the near future. I've got a great picture for a Hulk and Black Widow cap, if I can think of a fun premise....

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed this one, and as before, I've been posting some extra captions on the bdsmlr blog as well, one a bit of leftover text from my 'A Real Dumbass' caption a few months back. I posted some of the extra ideas on the Patreon when I posted the original cap, but this is some other ideas (which Arcadia Berger actually guessed at in the comments).

- B-Rex

Red Skirt

Happy Tuesday, everybody!

Today's cap is a bit shorter, a fun little idea I got during watching a particular episode of the old show 'Enterprise' about a decade ago, and never wrote down until now. My version is a lot more fun.

And since that one turned out a bit short, here's a second, also short, caption for you all.

I have also posted a few longer-form captions on the bdsmlr blog recently, with a more anal/butt oriented theme. If that's not your thing, no worries. I posted them there because I figured they were a bit outside of the norm here, since my other captions along those themes haven't been the most popular here.

Also, a few people mentioned wanting more Black Widow themed caps, since my 'A Widow Mistake' caption last month, so I finally finished my other BW idea. That cap will be up here on Thursday.

And again, just in case you missed it, I've posted a mind control short story on Humbled Harlots, and have also added a new WIP age-regression story on the Patreon/SubscribeStar pages for patrons.

Finally, a huge thank you to all the new patrons who have joined the Patreon page in the past few weeks, I never expected it to grow so fast. Thank you all very much! I'll try to keep up the pace with all my new captions, and actually finish a few new stories in the near future, at long last.

- B-Rex

My version of Pacific Rim would be way more fun....

Hello all, today's caption is rather silly and I really should probably save it for my bdsmlr page, but I've already posted a longer caption there tonight and have a few more coming.

So hopefully you'll forgive me for posting it here instead.

*****

"But, why a sex doll?" General Higgins asked the engineer, as they entered the factory floor.

Above them, the half-completed robot hung, looking more like some nightmare from a Hieronymus Bosch painting than the weapon that would hopefully save mankind.

"I already told you, we needed a human-like robot to be sure the pilot could operate it. If we used some tank-track thing, the pilot would never have been able to achieve the sort of mobility and speed required to put up a useful fight."

Higgins sighed, as she finished. He really hated engineers. "I know all that -- but why use a fucking sex doll as the model, is my question?"

She shrugged.

"Oh... well, that's quite simple really. We didn't have time to design a new shell from scratch, making a life-like robot that moves like a human body takes years to develop and the timing circuits are a nightmare to figure out."

She gestured at the huge creation above them.

"So, rather than create something new, we grabbed a working robot model that already existed and just scaled it up to the required size. And it just so happens that sex dolls are the only efficient human-like designs that exist at present. Or, at least, the only one's we could use without a major redesign."

Higgins sighed, and hoped the giant robot would be worth the hassle in the end. The aliens were sending new monsters down from their landing base on the moon every few weeks now. The military was overwhelmed, and the last attack had flattened Chicago before they had finally killed the giant alien.

"Plus, besides not having the right degree of mobility, existing military robots also don't have much spare room inside. The robots are packed full with internal sensory equipment, but since sex dolls don't need radar and satellite phone hookups, we've got plenty of room for fuel reserves and battery packs. Not to mention all the handy storage slots for missile launch tubes."

So saying, a massive missile slid by above them on the factory's ceiling cranes, headed for its new magazine inside the giant robot. Higgins flinched as the rocket slid inside.

He didn't even want to think of what it would look like when it was fired.

"But the real bonus is the external tactile sensory grid in the sex doll's skin," she continued. "Once on board and installed into the doll's artificial nervous system, the pilot will have full sensational awareness, including hot and cold, pinpoint pressure; heck, the pilot could read braille if it was printed out at the right scale."

She smiled, proudly looking up at her work. "And best of all, there's plenty of room inside the doll's head to put the pilot's brain and accompanying life support system. You'd never get that with a military robot design. The pilot will have real-time feedback being that close to the robot's eye-cameras and auditory sensors."

The old general nodded. That at least made sense, of a sort. He sighed, pulling out a cigar and lighting it.

Taking a long draw, he closed the lighter and blew out a ring of smoke, as he gazed up at the massive mechanical savior of the human race.

"I just wish we'd found a female pilot for the thing. Captain Peters is going to get one of hell of a shock when he wakes up from that coma."

*****

And, a little super-short and super-silly bonus caption:

Captain Richard "Slick" Peters sighed as the fuel tankers finally drove away from his high-heeled feet. For the hundredth time, he wished the engineers hadn't decided his breasts were the ideal place to store his new napalm reserves.

Though, he did have to admit, the flamethrower nipples had come in handy during the last few fights, and they were a damn sight better than that idiot 'Jetbooster Asshole' idea that had been floated around by the engineers.

He'd nearly broken a titanium-reinforced leg just testing the supposed jump-boost feature.

But still, he'd have preferred his new fuel tanks had come with a decent bra, at least. His robotic-back was already killing him just standing still, and his six-story heels weren't helping a bit.

*****

Whelp, hope you all enjoyed today's silly little captions. I'm working on some more transgender-themed stuff, probably later in the week, either a sequel to my 'Walking A New Beat' captions or something else, which ever I finish first.

- B-Rex

In A Tight Spot

Here's a quick pair of captions, just something that came to me when I found the picture set.

Also, I've posted another bonus caption on my BDSMlr page. Since I can't seem to put links to that particular site on my sidebar here, and many of the old Tumblr pages I linked to have now moved to that site, I'm going to try and use my personal page to hold the links in a single, convenient place. Just click on the 'Follows' tab to get the sites I've found so far.

If anyone happens to know some other good caption blogs on BDSMlr, that would fit my usual content, feel free to send me a link in the comments below or shoot me an email. I'm always looking for captions/stories that fit my kinks.

- B-Rex

Filtered

Greetings, all! Before I get to the caption, a bit of news:

I have finished a short story (about 2,000 words) that is basically along the same vein as my 'Thank You For Staring' story on the sister site.

Rather than posting it publicly, I've decided to post it on my Patreon and SubscribeStar pages, as a little exclusive first-look content for my pledges. I'll post it on Humbled Harlots sometime in the future, maybe a few weeks from now. If this goes over well, I might do the same for future free stories, just as a little bonus for joining my Patreon.

Anyway, on to today's caption. This one is a short little sci-fi piece largely inspired by some caption series I found and a description I read of some random episode of the show 'Black Mirror'.

Hope you all enjoy the concept, and please let me know if you would like to see some more OmniApp captions in the future. And if you're a Patron, let me know what you think of the new short story.

- B-Rex

P.S. Frequent guest captioner, FFQ, has started a BDSMlr blog. Since I can't seem to add BDSMlr links to the side panel, I'll have to post the link here: https://ffq.bdsmlr.com/

The Pygmalion Reversal

Greeting all, today's caption was almost a short story, as I had a lot of trouble finding pictures that fit the text. Pretty happy with the first pic, though the second sadly doesn't quite have the vacant expression I'd prefer. Oh well.

It's also less a story than an exploration of an idea I had for an interesting transformation method, but hopefully it works well enough.

- B-Rex

Labor Day 2

Greetings, all! Very bad storms in my area, spent last night without power, so thought I'd post this now rather than wait for Tuesday. Otherwise, I might not be able to post it at all.

This is the next part of Peggy the Office Preggo's little journey, obviously I'd recommend you read the previous post first.

Please let me know what you think of this one. I've been toying with the idea of a longer story version, since I think the idea of an implant taking over a man's life could be expanded upon considerably.

- B-Rex

Oh, and I've posted my opening scene draft from my CEB3 story on the Patreon/SS pages.

A Real Dumbass

Greetings, all! I want to give a huge thanks to those of you who have officially pledged my new Patreon/SubscribeStar pages, thank you very, very much. I've noticed a lot of Patreon creators offer to mention their patrons in credits (Spankingtoons usually has a cartoon with a character mentioning patrons by name every month), I thought I might be able to work people into a caption. If anyone is interested in becoming a character or getting their name mentioned. I recall adding a person or two as sorority girls in my Prank War Saga, maybe something like that?

Oh, and I've added a few handy links on the side of the blog, for anyone else who wants to become an official GEK Pledge. ;-)

Anyway, on to the caption. As promised, I'm going to try to keep to a new schedule for posting captions, twice a week. And here's today's cap, right on time. This uses a picture I had meant for my old Hijacked series, and the caption itself is somewhat related as you'll see.

I had to cut a few extra lines at the end, for space, but I think it works as is. I hope you all enjoy it.

- B-Rex