Thursday, December 31, 2020

Happy New Years!

Greetings everyone, and a happy New Years!

Sorry that I haven't posted this month, and missed Christmas entirely. I thought I'd be able to get some more stuff finished in time, but writing just isn't working for me right now, I can't seem to focus enough.

Still, I can set up renders and have been doing a lot of that. I'm improving my 3D art ability I think (hopefully you all agree). So in the spirit of New Years Resolutions, I thought I'd post some of the stuff I'm planning for next year, as a preview of things to come. And some one-offs I'd normally save for the Patreon.

Can't remember if I posted this already, but here's a little something I made as reference to one of my favorite DeviantArt artists, Shiniez: (Relevant Link)


A few more petgirl renders, following on from the previous set I posted here last month...

A game of fetch

Meeting the neighbors

And a short sequence to test out a few new condom props and maybe the start of a future caption series...


When I finally get around to finishing my Maedeth's Ruin work-in-progress story (which I posted over a year ago now), I'm hoping to make a set of renders to fit my vision of her, uh, 'adventures' with the orcs and goblins. I had to hold off because I couldn't get several genital and sex toy props to work, but I've recently figured out how to properly load them into Daz Studio, and this is the result.




I also have a lot of Ticketed images finished, but don't want to spoil them just yet, so I'll save them for when the captions/story parts are finished writing. Hope no one minds too badly.

Well, maybe one spoiler isn't too bad, ;-)


A huge thanks to everyone for being patient with me, usually these winter depression spells pass faster than this, but I think this year's just been too much of a strain on my nerves with the virus and lockdowns, and losing several family members, some unexpectedly.

A very belated Merry Christmas to you all, and a very Happy New Years! Hopefully next year is a lot better for everyone, and more productive for me as well.

- B-Rex

Friday, November 27, 2020

Ticketed 8

Happy Black Friday, everyone!

I'm still dealing with some mood issues, but trying to work my way through it. This would be a lot longer and more detailed, but I really just can't focus properly. Hopefully it will still be fun for you all, though. I have a lot more stuff planned out, right up to the ending of this unexpectedly long series. But it'll be several more episodes before we get to the ending.

Thank you all for being patient with me. Usually my Vitamin D overdose fixes my seasonal depression, but this is a pretty trying year, and it seems I need a bit more. Oddly, writing actually helps, anything creative really, but it's hard to stay focused long enough to finish anything.

- B-Rex

P.S. Oh, and by the way, all of the renders I'm posting with these Ticketed posts are full-sized. They're pretty large, if you open them in a separate window. I rendered at 4K resolution, I think.

I can't believe he destroyed his dress! One little fall, and--” Gemma made a 'ripping' noise, sighing as she dropped the ruined sequin garment. “I spent all night picking it out, too.”

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Little Petgirl Sequence

Hello all, I have a few days off, finally, and am hard at work writing. In the meantime, I thought I'd post something to wet your appetites, and as a sort of celebration of reaching 10 million views on the blog! Well, very nearly 10 million, anyway.

I've been playing around in Daz over the weekend, trying my hand at creating some amputated limbs, and ended up making a short sequence. I haven't really figured out a caption/story to go with it yet. Probably something about a rather snobby patient who the orderlies get tired of pampering and start to treat like the bitchy little girl she is.






Just a fun, short little sequence. Hope you all enjoy it, and I'll try to have a real caption up again soon.

Oh, and sorry if anyone tried to comment on the latest post, I was inundated with a fresh wave of spam comments and had to turn comments off for a bit. I have reset things, and right now anyone should be able to post comments again. We'll see how the spammers get on.

Also, Kandi is having a caption contest involving resumes and girlish careers. Feel free to participate, and give her new blog some much needed traffic.

- B-Rex

Friday, November 6, 2020

Stretch Goals

Hello all! Sorry I've been gone so long, I've been very busy with work. I really wanted to get my next Ticketed installment up for Halloween. But honestly, I've been in a bit of  a funk the last few weeks, emotionally. I just can't seem to focus on writing very much. Seems to happen this time of year a lot, despite fall being my favorite season. I may be deficient in vitamin D.

Still, despite all that, I have gotten some stuff finished, including a few new photomanipulations and lots of renders in Daz. I've got some fun caption ideas for the new morphs, so those might be up here soon.

Anyway, enough about my troubles. Today's caption is a shorter one, but better to get something out for you all, and I'm happy with how it turned out.

Plus it's nice to finally complete a proper captioned image again. Thanks to you all for being patient and continuing to check in here for new posts. I'll try to get back into the writing groove soon, I promise.

- B-Rex

Friday, October 9, 2020

Ticketed 7

 Greetings all and happy Friday.

I've missed a few posts of late, so I wanted to give you all an extra long entry to try and make up for it. This is about 3,000 words long, 8-10 pages. I spent way longer than I'd like to admit on the renders for this, especially the first one, but I'm pleased with how it all turned out. Might replace the first one with a sharper, smaller version once it finishes rendering tomorrow.

I really hope you all enjoy this installment, and don't worry, I've got more coming. I decided to end on a cliffhanger, but I've got more written for the next scene.

- B-Rex

Ticketed 7: Raiders of Jazz's Temple


Being a booth bimbo was even worse than he'd feared.

Saturday, October 3, 2020

Happily Never After: Belle's Hell

Happy Saturday, everyone! 

Figured everyone was a bit burned out on transgender caps, so worked on this for a change of pace. Haven't done much magic transformations in a while, I think.

This was a weird idea I had ages ago, part of a planned-but-never-completed Disney Princess themed series of captions; all sorts of fractured fairy tales with bad endings for the lovely ladies. If there's interest in some more, I'll try to work on a few others.

If there does happen to be interest, any preferences for which Princesses need a happily never after fate?

- B-Rex

Belle's Hell

"Wha-at-is happ-un-ing too meee....?"

"Isn't it obvious, dear? You're becoming as wooden as your acting!" Lumiere chuckled, as the bratty actress's visage solidified.

Belle's immense dress warped around her legs, ballooning out even more than normal. Even as he watched, the already gaudily yellow fabric became even brighter as an almost metallic sheen spread across the yards of expensive cloth.

“Lu-me-aaaairrr!?!” Belle gasped, struggling to stand up as the rapidly transforming dress pulled her down, the fabric tinging strangely against the floor. “Wha-att diiid youuudootoomee?! Whyy?! I saaavved youuuu!”

The palace host smiled down at the woman, beyond pleased with his revenge. It was going far better than he'd dared hoped!

Friday, September 25, 2020

Ticketed 6

Happy Friday, everybody. Sorry I haven't been posting much lately, still dealing with health and family issues unfortunately.

And I've sort of gotten roped into a third job to help a family member's contractor business, which has eaten up more of my usual writing time. It should be a temporary situation, but they needed the help and I'm the only person in the family who knows how to work with spreadsheet programs apparently.

Anyway, here's another addition to the Ticketed series. I've got more finished than this, but I'm having to redo some of my renders (some of which were posted on the Patreon a few weeks back) because some of the story details have changed since I made them.

I'll try to get more posted up soon, and not get bogged down with my other work for two solid weeks again. I've got some big plot arcs I really want to get to. ;-)

- B-Rex


Ticketed 6

Oh gawd, dis if fo embawasswing!” Hugh Jazz Mofo exclaimed at his reflection.

He licked his lips, wincing slightly. The collagen injections hadn't hurt as much as he'd expected, but three hours later, his lips were becoming quite sore.

He hoped his annoying lisp went away once they healed, but he had a suspicion it'd be weeks before they shrank enough for him to stop sounding like an idiot. His tongue stud had taken nearly a month to get used to, after all.

Turning awkwardly in the small hotel bathroom, he stared at his chest in the mirror over the sink, and started to let go of his latest humiliating addition: a pair of gigantic silicone boobs.

Ad weast dey awn't weal fake bewbs,” he tried to reassure himself, quickly regaining his grip on the pair. They were shockingly heavy, and the glue that attached them to his chest made it painful to not support them. He sighed.

Friday, September 11, 2020

Ticketed 5

Greetings all. This has been a bad week, unfortunately. Not to go into too much personal detail, but I've lost a family member and have bad news about another, and my ear problem continues for seemingly no reason I can discern, which is starting to become worrying in and of itself.

I've been trying to write as much to get my mind off things as for any other reason, so today's post may be a bit less polished than normal. It's almost entirely new, I'm straying away from the original stuff I posted on Patreon a few weeks ago. I have a better plotline to follow now, I think. I may post some more of my finished renderings on the Patreon, just for feedback and to add some unique content. A few I'm probably not going to get to use, due to changes in the storyline I'm planning out.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who has commented lately, I'm happy to see so many were interested in my Wedding Crasher work-in-progress. I'll try to finish it sometime. Also a huge thanks to FFQ, who made a caption directly inspired by the story. I enjoyed it very much, it's actually not that far off from my plans for the eventual wedding scene, though different enough not to spoil anything.

Also thanks to everyone who has been visiting and commenting on Kandi's new caption blog.

Well, enough of all that, on to Hugh Jazz Mofo's latest ordeal.

- B-Rex

Ticketed 5

Hugh Jazz Mofo groaned as he finally managed to pull his new cut-off denim hotpants over his XXXXL ass, and sighed down at the sight.

Having a bunch of gay guys pick out his new wardrobe had been a nightmare, especially given the limitations the ticket holder had set. Fully half the things in his new wardrobe were some shade of pink or lavender, and all of them had been entirely too tight. It had been a real pain to get dressed in the morning, and more than once he'd been forced to ask for help just to get a garment over his gigantic derriere.

But that was nothing compared to the line of products he was now legally obligated to wear and promote.

Thursday, September 3, 2020

Friday, August 14, 2020

Ticketed: Part 2, 3, 4

Happy Friday, everybody!

Spent longer than I intended making images for these captions, and I've got a few more finished, but I'm rewriting the text a bit. I've got a little subplot idea I'm working on.

I've got a few other captions I want to finish, so I'll probably post those before I get to the next part of this series.

Hope you all enjoy these!

- B-Rex

Friday, August 7, 2020

Ticketed: Part 1

Happy Friday, everyone! Here's some of the new captions I've written (inspired by Alyssa's recent series on the Making Maidens blog, as previously mentioned); the rest are posted on the Patreon for members to peruse. I've got more ideas to continue beyond that point, as this is the sort of continually escalating humiliation that really gets my muse running.

Since it would be nearly impossible to find suitable real pictures to fit my story thus far, I've been making rendered images to fit the text as best I can (unfortunately, a few things I've written I still can't add to renders yet, but I'll try my best to match the text).

So these caps will be posted as I finish the images. Due to the size of the renders and the length of the text, I'm just going to post the pictures and text separately, rather than re-editing everything down to fit, like a proper captioned image.

I was going to title this series 'Publicititty Stunts', but 'Ticketed' seemed more subtle, so I went with that.

Cause I'm all about being subtle.

- B-Rex


* * * * *

Hugh Jazz Mofo.

It was the kind of stupid name you'd expect from a pornstar, or maybe a character in some weird Bond movie parody. But definitely not a world-renown e-celebrity with two million subscribers on each of a dozen social media sites. He was one of the most famous people of his generation, though lately his gaming livestreams and pop-culture commentary videos had been losing views significantly.

Dropping under two million subscribers had been what prompted his new marketing gimmick. It had started out as a typical publicity stunt but with an edge; fans were encouraged to buy memorabilia from his online store and get a very small chance of finding a super rare 'golden ticket' in their new hat or shirt or mug, or whatever cheap crap they bought with his logo on it, anyway.

But rather than some lame prize like meeting him in person, the winner of each golden ticket got to change some personal aspect of his brand image. The marketing team had come up with a score of weird ideas and categories and he'd signed off on the whole venture without much thought. After all, they were the experts, and he would rather be playing the newest first-person-shooter than reading complicated marketing contracts anyway.

He'd been a bit taken aback when the first winner had gotten the 'Name Change' ticket, and promptly picked “Hugh Jazz Mofo” as his new name. He'd been even more shocked when the marketing people explained that the name change wasn't just his brand name or his account names, but was meant to be a legal change of identity.

Now Hugh Jazz Mofo was plastered across all of his merch, and his driver's license to boot.

Still, he was selling a ton of merch, and his views and subs had skyrocketed, so he couldn't exactly complain that the marketing gimmick wasn't effective.

The next ticket had been to choose his new tattoo, and he'd been fine with that; at least, he had been, until he crawled off the table and got to see his new trampstamp after the tattoo session had finally ended.

It wasn't until the marketing team informed him that due to the disclaimer on his contest rules he couldn't schedule a laser tattoo removal procedure that he realized the publicity stunt had been a bad idea after all.

“But... Every Hole's A Goal!!!?!!!” He gasped, pointing unnecessarily at the massive tattoo sprawled across the small of his back, flanked by two massive curved arrows that pointed straight to his ass. “I am not keeping this!”

“You have to, Jame—er, Jazz, the rules on the contest specifically state that all changes are permanent, unless changed by another winner. Until someone else finds another Pick-My-Ink ticket and decides to spend it on a different trampstamp design, you are stuck with that.”

“But it's fucking gay--” he started, before years of well-honed publicity skills stopped him from finishing. You never knew when someone was sneakily filming you, and he could not afford another round of cancel culture types trying to destroy his brand for saying something politically incorrect. The last time he'd made a gay joke on a livestream, he'd had to pretend to date a real gay dude for a few months until it all blew over, and he still had nightmares of that humiliating experience.

“--fucking generic as shit,” he amended, mentally congratulating himself on the quick save. “It's just words and solid black and shit. It's boring.”

“And unless you want to get your ass sued off, you're keeping it,” replied Gemma, his main marketing consultant and the wizard behind both the new ticket gimmick and his fake-gay boyfriend rumor-thing last year. She'd made a specialty of saving his ass.

“Fine, but someone had better use their next tattoo ticket to at least add some color to this thing, or something,” he said, staring into the ever-present cameras recording his every waking moment.

* * * * *

Friday, July 31, 2020

Slam Her

Happy Friday, everybody! And finally a second caption in one week!! 


I really should do more captions with this sort of theme, I think.

Anyway, a bit more news real quick; the captcha thing didn't seem to work, not entirely anyway, so for the time being I am not allowing anonymous accounts to leave messages. I'll switch things back in a few weeks, and see if the spam has stopped by then.

- B-Rex

Edit: I forgot to mention, I was inspired by Alyssa's recent "An Insta Story" series, and actually wrote a series of captions of my own along a similar theme of publicity stunts run amok, with a feminization direction. Fitting since I'm apparently the 'influencer' character who kicked off Alyssa's series.

I wanted to wait for Alyssa's series to end before I posted mine, to avoid stepping on any toes, and then promptly forgot all about what I'd wrote. Plus I never found suitable pictures to go with the text.

Now that Alyssa's series is finished, I think I'm going to post the text on Patreon and then when I've finished some Daz renders for it, I'll post it here as a properly illustrated series.

Hope that's of interest to you all.

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

New Comment Policy

Hello all. The blog has been getting hammered with spam comments the last few weeks, and I'm getting very tired of moderating each new comment, just in case it's a real one that got caught in the filter. Apparently merely assigning 150+ comments as "SPAM" isn't enough for blogger to take the hint and filter the bot out automatically.

So for the time being I'm re-instating the Captcha Turing test to try and weed out the bot accounts. I know this makes commenting even more annoying, and I don't want to get fewer real comments as I find them very helpful and often inspiring (Meisa's recent feedback on 'Bet Her Not 2', for example, has completely changed my plans for part 3, which is coming as soon as I can find a suitable image or make one in Daz).

But the constant spam is getting very annoying. I've deleted 5 new posts just in the last hour, a few of which actually went out on the blog and missed the filter entirely.

Anyway, in the interests of posting some actual content, here's a weird little bit of text that I wrote back in March that I never really finished, and I never posted as a caption because I couldn't think of a snappy punchline ending like I usually go for.

The basic idea was that a tough as nails army chick got on the wrong end of an enemy RPG and suddenly finds herself stuck as a stay-at-home wife, and her husband is growing more and more kinky as he gets used to her amputated form; her helplessness after a lifetime of being the tough chick is a big turn on for him. Though that story synopsis is more detailed than the text I wrote, which never really gets into the setup.

You can't really expect me to cook for them? I barely know how to boil an egg, for fuck's sake!”

Practice makes perfect, dear.”

She looked at the floor, judging the distance. With her damaged, reduced legs, she had to be careful, another break might lead to all sorts of medical issues. But she though she could safely lower herself to the tiled floor, her upper body strength had diminished somewhat from her lengthy recovery, but she was still very strong for a woman. And she weighed a lot less these days.

But he seemed to know what she was thinking. Before she could protest, he reached for a jar on the counter, and began pouring rice on the kitchen floor all around the island.

Oh, you... you cruel bastard,” she hissed, glaring at him. He just smirked, and headed out the door.

The rice was small, but it might as well be glass shards. She'd crawled over some spilled salt a few days before, it hurt like hell. The rice grains would no doubt hurt even more.

Dammit, Jerry, I can't spend all day on the island!!” she yelled, as she heard his car start.

She sighed, as her lover's vehicle pulled out of the garage, and down the driveway. Turning her mutilated body around, she crawled the length of the table, hoping to find a spot where the rice hadn't covered. But her hopes were in vain.

The television was on, playing some obnoxious day-time talk show with a bunch of charlatan doctors shouting over their guest, and spouting outdated nutritional advice. She lasted all of two minutes, before she started frantically looking for the remote, only to be disappointed again when she found it, sitting on the kitchen counter, just out of arm's reach.

Ugh!” she roared, trying to cover her ears as the television prattled on. Unfortunately, her shortened legs made it hard to keep her balance without at least one hand to support her, and she quickly gave up trying to shut out the obnoxious voices. “Gawd, I'm going to go mad if I have to sit here all day watching this trash!”

She looked at the bowl her husband had left on the island, and sighed. There was nothing to do but to try and distract herself by cooking up a meal. The island's shelves were mostly in reach, and filled with utensils and racks of spices.

The fridge was too far away, but Jerry had left out several ingredients for her, and a quick search of the island's shelves uncovered a small electric stove top. It wasn't much, but it should be enough for her to work with.

Sighing yet again, she set herself to work, and wondering how late her boyfriend's kids would sleep in today. “Stupid school, stupid virus,” she muttered, wanting to strangle the city council for ordering the school closures the day before. She'd be stuck playing house for weeks until things re-opened, and the children were finally out of her hair.

- B-Rex

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Kat's Kitties

Hello all, seems I'm in a transgender mood at the moment. I actually wrote this caption several days ago, and I think I posted the full-size morph a few weeks back.

But I'm not really entirely happy with the setup, which is why I held it back a few days. I'm certain my original idea was better, but I just can't seem to find it anywhere in my notes. So I'm just going to post this, and if I finally remember my old idea, I'll make a new caption to this image. Hopefully no one will be too bothered.


This was sort of going to be the morph/image for a follow-up caption, but obviously this cap went a totally different direction than my old plans. Still, for those who like my faked tattoo morphs:



Also, I've been working in Daz some more, trying to figure out the Face Transfer feature. The idea is that you let the program try to replicate a face from a picture, and put that on your model. Seems to work surprisingly well, if you can find a suitable picture to work from.

This is render is meant to be Taylor Wane, who appears in many of my old Tessa's Nightmare captions.

The initial real-life picture.

And the face-transfer render. Came out pretty well, I think.

Sadly, my plans to create a cadre of pornstar models I can arrange as I want hasn't really worked out just yet. I need to find the right images to work off of, I guess. But I'm still hopeful.

Unfortunately, pornstars seem to refuse to look straight on at the camera and always have huge eyelashes and their mouths open, which utterly ruins the transfer. Some of the results are down right horror movie material, or they look decent, until I try to render them, then they don't look right at all.

Anyway, I've got another caption written, based on a superheroine idea I've had for ages and finally started working on this week. However, it's the first of a series, and I can't decide if I should just post it or wait and post the whole series together. And I'm still trying to decide if I should make renders for the rest of the images or use real models (it's hard to find superhero pics that fit my ideas). I've got two nice images to start out with, but finding a suitable picture for the rest will be tricky.

Finally, I started working on some Daz renders for fun a few weeks back, sort of inspired by the old 'Our Story Thus Far' comic one-offs by Mr. X. Basically these would be "Bad Endings" for various characters, their fates after a mission gone wrong.

These renders of Laura Krauff's bad end got ruined by the power going out and I lost the scene except for these two partially finished renders. The full one I was working on was a redo of the second image but with rope bondage and a whole crowd of snobbily-dressed gawkers pointing and laughing at the tomb robber as they sipped their drinks.

I'm still a bit annoyed the power cut out.



I've got a fair few other bad endings finished for Black Widow, themed around the secret agent being sent to capture the Midnight Surgeon, and things not ending well for her. I'll post those on the Patreon shortly, for those of you who are members there.

I sadly don't really have any captions written for any of these, though, they're more just me practicing techniques. But hopefully they'll inspire some of you.

- B-Rex

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Bet Her Not 2

Well, the last post went over well with folks, so here's a continuance. I really hadn't planned for further adventures of Miss Wiffeneye, but I think this little chapter came out quite well.

Thanks to all who left comments on the last post. I appreciate the effort, and enjoy reading what you all think. Hopefully this sequel goes as well.

- B-Rex

Friday, July 10, 2020

Bet Her Not

Greetings everyone, happy Friday.

Today's cap got a bit long, so I'm just posting it as text like last week. Silly little transgender caption this time, hopefully you all enjoy it. It used an idea I had for Chief Executive Bimbo but didn't use. Though I might use it again in part 3, if I can ever get back to writing it.

Anyway, without further ado:

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Flight Plan

Happy Humpday, everybody!

Sorry for disappearing the last few weeks. A new guy I just trained quit on his second day mid-shift, and since I'm the only person who knows that position I've been forced to take up his shifts until we move to the new schedule. It's been a very annoying few weeks, and my sleep schedule has been royally messed up from swinging between shifts.

Thankfully the new schedule is starting Monday, so I should be back to normal.

I have been working on finishing up Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3 in my spare time. Things seem to be going well, though I'll need to do a fair bit of editing when I'm finally finished. I've made a lot of changes over the last few weeks, and need to make sure I didn't forget to remove some penalty effects that got wrote out during a previous edit.

Anyway, here's a very simple caption, sorry I don't have more ready for you all. This was going to be a short for the BDSMlr page, but I figure it's long enough to go here. Definitely some inspiration from Alyssa's old In-Flight Entertainment captions and story.

Sorry I couldn't really think of a snappier ending, but I might come back to this and make a sequel sometime.

She stood in the private aircraft's doorway, watching as the asshole's guests walked across the tarmac to the stairwell.

Maya Hyklubb had once been a pilot, a damned good one too, but that had been before the chauvinistic bastard bought out her small airline. She'd intended to quit, privately vowing to herself that she'd never fly that man anywhere. Sadly, she'd kept her vow, but not in the way she'd intended.

The day before she planned to resign, she'd been unceremoniously demoted by her new employer to the newly-redubbed stewardess ranking.

And her pilot's license was revoked! She was certain he was behind that too, having purchased the flight school she'd attended years before, the same school that had just decided that her education had been woefully inadequate and revoked her certification.

Needless to say, her attempts to explain the issue to potential employers fell on deaf ears, as her every job interview ended in a harsh 'don't call us, we'll call you' dismissal. There was no shortage of qualified pilots looking for work already, and without the possible legal baggage of being technically de-certified by their flight school.

To her utter disgust and disappointment, she'd had no choice but to don her new uniform and show up for work in her demoted position, and silently pray that her lawyers could settle the issues with her license soon.

Three years later, and Maya had a new name, new breasts, and a very empty bank account as her latest lawsuit fell through, again.

She also hadn't set foot off her airplane in months, per the new stewardess regulations the company had imposed. Her every waking hour was spent aboard plane, servicing guests.

She even slept in the aircraft, in a makeshift cubicle taken from some hotel in Tokyo. The plane's renovated storage compartment was filled with a dozen of the identical sleeping tubes, each reserved for a member of the flight crew.

Maya greeted her employer's latest guests one by one as they stepped aboard, and let the other stewardess see them to their seats.

She sighed as the last entered, and stared longingly out at the pavement, then at the sky. The sun was just coming up over the horizon, and she basked in the early morning rays. It was about all the sun she ever got anymore, though the tanning booth she was required to use each day in the plane's tail section kept her skin well bronzed year round, just like the stewardess handbook required.

Ah, Miss Hyklubb, looking lovely as always I see.”

She forced herself to smile, as her employer stepped from the stairwell onto his private jet.

Oh thank you sir, I do my best to always appear presentable,” she cooed, shoving her nearly bare chest forward. She was required to flirt at all times. “Your guests have been seated, will there be any more joining us?”

It was a standard question, and she hardly cared. His private parties aboard were always well attended, and she was certain the flight was going to be the usual nightmare they always were, as she fended off the two dozen horny, drunken guests until they landed.

Yes, five more should be arriving shortly.”

I'll just add them to the--” she paused, staring at the flight manifest. There were only four spaces left aboard. “Uh, sir, that's twenty-seven persons on board.”

Ah, I see those private math lessons were money well spent, Maya,” her billionaire boss chortled.

She barely fought back a glare. The lessons had been one of his many little humiliating additions to her life. She'd graduated college on the Dean's list, yet was forced to take elementary course work taught by a teenager from a local high school near the private airport.

Very much, sir. A few more lessons, and I'll be ready to learn subtraction,” she said, somehow managing to not add a sarcastic tone to her voice. “But sir, there are only twenty-six seats aboard. One of your guests will have to leave.”

He paused, thinking. Rich or not, he had to follow official procedure, or risk having the airline shut down for violating FDA rules. All passengers had to be seated during takeoff, no exceptions.

That is a problem. I promised them all a hell of a party, and some of these guests are worth a lot of money, I can't afford to snub them publicly like this...” He frowned, then seemed to make up his mind. “Actually, I think I have a solution. Maya, you'll give up your seat to one of my guests. You don't have a problem with that, do you?”

Her heart leaped. He was going to have her leave the flight?! For the first time in years, she'd be allowed to leave, to walk outside the confines of her aluminum and chrome prison?!

Absolutely not, sir!” she answered, a little too loudly.

Wonderful, then it's settled,” he said. She turned to wave the airport crew back, as they pushed the stairwell away from the aircraft. “You'll spend the flight sitting on my lap.”

She stopped, hand frozen mid-wave. He just smirked, and pulled the jet's door closed on her hopes.

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Fleshlight Upgrades

Greetings, all! Another caption about my 'Fleshlight' character for you all. I've been trying to complete a second caption to this, but I'm just not happy with the wording, so it'll be another few days. So consider this a one-part of a two-part caption.

I've also posted full sized versions of this morph on the Patreon, as well as the pic I'm using for the second caption. Just in case you're interested. It's a bit easier to see the details I added.


Actually I've mostly been focused on Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3 this week (really just got the ending and epilogue left now) and less on caption writing. I figure more people are interested in RSB3 anyway. I'm at 50+ pages right now, so this is become almost a real book.

- B-Rex

Friday, June 5, 2020

Petplay Caption Contest

Happy Friday, everybody!

Sorry, would've had this up sooner, blogger is updating their interface, and I couldn't figure out how to make a new post. There used to be a "new post" link, but now it's just a Plus sign in the bottom corner, nowhere near all the other buttons. Weird choice, I didn't even see it.

Anyway, now I'm here again, with a nice assortment of caption submission for the Petplay contest. In no particular order, here they are:

Savage Wisdom:

Kitten's Surprise

A Pig Up For Auction

From Bitch To Bitch

A Poacher Poached

From Treasure Hunter To Treasured Whore

Kennel Bitch

Tavorn, his first caption ever:

The New Kennel

Doctor Psycho:

Three Breasts

Joseph, with a series of captions:









Mekow:



Those are the submissions. A huge thanks to everyone who participated, I greatly enjoyed this contest and reading through your captions. It's been a lot of fun, and I'm very happy with the participation.

Please read through these, and leave some comments to let the writers know what you think. And please keep in mind that some of these captioneers speak English as a second language.

Also, I've finished some new Fleshlight captions, but didn't want to post them on top of these submissions. But they'll be up soon.

Other than that, I've been busily working on RSB3, finished a major section just last night actually. I've been getting hung up on a section for several weeks but I seem to have finally figured out what I want to do, and have made good progress this week since I finished that section.

- B-Rex
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