Happily Never After: Belle's Hell

Happy Saturday, everyone! 

Figured everyone was a bit burned out on transgender caps, so worked on this for a change of pace. Haven't done much magic transformations in a while, I think.

This was a weird idea I had ages ago, part of a planned-but-never-completed Disney Princess themed series of captions; all sorts of fractured fairy tales with bad endings for the lovely ladies. If there's interest in some more, I'll try to work on a few others.

If there does happen to be interest, any preferences for which Princesses need a happily never after fate?

- B-Rex

Belle's Hell

"Wha-at-is happ-un-ing too meee....?"

"Isn't it obvious, dear? You're becoming as wooden as your acting!" Lumiere chuckled, as the bratty actress's visage solidified.

Belle's immense dress warped around her legs, ballooning out even more than normal. Even as he watched, the already gaudily yellow fabric became even brighter as an almost metallic sheen spread across the yards of expensive cloth.

“Lu-me-aaaairrr!?!” Belle gasped, struggling to stand up as the rapidly transforming dress pulled her down, the fabric tinging strangely against the floor. “Wha-att diiid youuudootoomee?! Whyy?! I saaavved youuuu!”

The palace host smiled down at the woman, beyond pleased with his revenge. It was going far better than he'd dared hoped!

Quality Out of Control

Greetings everyone! This week has flown past, I actually thought this was Wednesday instead of Friday.

Anyway, today's cap is very similar to my old Assembly Line series, about some corporate spies trying to steal data from a sex-doll manufacturer.

As always, I hope you all enjoy it, :-)

- B-Rex

Hoover Girl

Happy Monday, everybody! Sorry for the lack of posts last week, but I wasn't slouching; I wrote probably 12,000 words on my final Plastic Surgeon's Revenge ebook, and actually finished it too!

The Plastic Surgeon's Revenge 3 is already up on Smashwords and should be up for sale on Amazon in a few hours. It'll be another day or two before it goes live on Barnes & Noble and Kobo, though. Once everything is live, I'll put full links over on the writing blog, Humbled Harlots, as well some details on my plans for this year and for being more productive. I really want HH to be more active this year, maybe start putting up more free stories again.

Anyway, TPSR3 is over 20,000 words long, making it easily my longest story yet. However, due to this length, I've raised the prize from my usual amount to $3.99, just like I did with my earlier 17K word story, The (Living) Doll. Hopefully you'll all find it worth the prize though.

And now that all of that's taken care of, onto today's caption!

This somewhat silly caption started during an IM chat with KS_1985 the other day, and uses one of his morphs. He has lots of other nice morphs on his site, so be sure to check them out if you haven't already.

I'm working on capping another of his morphs, but it isn't ready just yet. Maybe later this week, though once again I'm going to be quite busy with a writing project, so new posts might be just a bit scarce.

Have a fun week, everyone!

- B-Rex

Stocking Stuffers 3: Chair of the Year

Hello everyone! 3 new caps, in 4 days! Not quite up to Alyssa's advent calender marathon standards, but not bad if I do say so myself. :-D

Now, today's cap is a followup to a one-off caption inspired by a wonderful morph/caption by KS_1985 at his blog. My original cap didn't get many comments, sadly, but I liked it, and a few people in my feedback post last month mentioned wanting to see more of those sorts of extreme captions. So, congrats, you're getting one! And it's a long one, too.

By the way, this is one of Fontpeter's old morphs; sadly he seems to have disappeared, but some of his morphs still show up on Google image search, if you are interested in checking them out.

- B-Rex

Stocking Stuffers 2: Critics

Well, I wasn't sure who to check in on next, but I dug around a bit and found an old art critic in need of an update. :-)

I spent forever trying to find a pic that fit the old series. I'm not entirely happy with the caption itself, but hopefully you'll like it. And I'm still not sure who to do next, but I've got a few ideas. Again, if you have any faves, let me know. :-)

I'm also going to post the cap-contest submissions in another few days, and pick a winner. I'm probably going to make everyone who participated a gift caption, so if you sent me a caption, get thinking about what sort of cap you want as a prize.

- B-Rex

Five Nights at Fredrick's

Another week, another caption.... Sorry about the lack of updates, just been too busy lately.

Anyway, here's a quickie living-mannequin cap. It'll make more sense if you've played a certain popular indie-horror game that's come out recently....

I've got a few other horror-game-inspired cap ideas floating around, so who knows, there might be a few more caps like this in the future.

Also, I've finished another ebook, Chief Executive Bimbo. Full links at Humbled Harlots, including my original WIP excerpt. FYI, it does ends on a cliffhanger, but at 13,000 words, I think there is enough material to satisfy. I've planned out a sequel, that should finish off the story in a nice, simple duology.

- B-Rex

Mercedes Massage

(Note: I was planning on waiting to post this until KS got back with me, and let me know if he had a problem with me using some of his work. But I'm going to be busy all weekend, and won't a have another chance to post this sooner.)

KS_1985 posted a very fun caption/morph at his blog the other day, called Chairing Cynthia. It really hit a chord with me, and set my muse running wild. It's inspired me to make my own chairgirl morph, and caption, which I'm posting here after the break.

KS has also sent me a morph of his own, as an alternative to my Bail Jumper caption, which I'm posting below as well.


I spent a lot of time trying to morph my model, Barbie Brilliant, to mold to a chair. But the results never worked very well. Instead, I've just copied the seat portion of one of KS's wonderful chairgirl morphs. It still took me about four hours to removed the model's limbs, and carefully build a bottom to her corset and add her remotes and their shadow effects. It might not seem like much, but it was a painstaking process, especially to keep her hair mostly intact.

Captions and morph pics all after the break. I hope you all enjoy these, and please visit KS's blog to see his wonderfully inspiring caption too. :-)

- B-Rex