Back at last

Hello all, I'm finally back. Sorry about missing the last two weeks of posts. I've got my new computer up and running now, and have been busy transferring files from my old hard drive. Of course, all of my thousands of pictures for future captions are still stuck on the thing, so that's proven an issue.

And I'm busy trying to figure out how Windows 10 works. It's a bit weirdly laid out, and I'm missing Windows 7 something awful. For some reason, Microsoft thought it was clever to falsely date all of their shortcuts as originating in the year 2082, forcing them to the top anytime I try to organize my files by date. It's enough to make me delete half of them outright.

Not to mention that my new 2K monitor is making all of my old captions look tiny and fuzzy. I might need to start making captions larger than 820p.

And the new MSPaint keeps adding spaces between lines when I try to add a caption, for some infernal reason. And it doesn't have any of my old fonts, so now I need to hunt those all down again.

It's been a real headache of a week.

On the plus side, with this new computer I finally have a decent graphics card, so now I can actually start trying out some of the ideas I've had on hold the last few years. Mainly, I want to start making 3-D renders, either for captioning or even as illustrations for some of my old stories. This is sort of a next-year plan, as it'll be months before I know what I'm doing, but once I've worked things out, I'd like to start making illustrated versions of some of my old ebooks, for the Patreon page.

Aside from all that, I've not really been able to finish any captions, sadly. I have been writing, off and on, but nothing I've written has really clicked for me. I started another little fantasy tale, inspired by my ridiculously over-modded Skyrim character, but really didn't know how to finish it. The basic idea is fun, but I think not really enough to carry a story. I might post it anyway, I haven't decided yet.

Anyway, here's my most complete attempted caption from a few days before my pc exploded, and at least partly inspired by my search for an overpriced graphics card for the new computer:

Maedeth's Ruin

Happy Halloween, everybody! Sorry I missed Tuesday's caption, my computer problems have kept me offline all week. What I get for waiting most of a decade to buy a new computer.

Well, I had been planning on getting some special stuff done for Halloween, but my computer issues have prevented that, unfortunately.

So instead I'm going to post a short scene from a dark fantasy story I've been writing off and on the last few months, more or less since I posted my fantasy caption series last March. But instead of a captive princess, this time it's centered on an Elf who failed in her attempt to kill a local warlord, and is now being turned into the monster's personal pet elfling.

This doesn't have much in the way of plot, admittedly, and does end quite abruptly, since it's a work-in-progress. And it's a bit similar to some other stuff I've posted recently. But hopefully it's still a fun read, and vaguely fitting with Halloween. I'll try to get some more stuff up soon, computer willing.

- B-Rex

(Maedeth is Sindarin for 'Shapely Lass'. It felt appropriate.)

Anger Managed

Greetings, all!

I've finally decided to start the high tier on my Patreon, the EZ Pledge tier for $10. I still haven't thought up a fitting reward, but I'm going to start making some large collections of my captions in single big zip files available to download at this tier.

It's not much of a reward, given that the captions are already available here for free. But maybe the convenience is enough of a reward in itself. I've got at least 600 captions posted already, not counting the Prank War Saga, and that's a lot of posts to open to copy the captions manually.

I shall remain open to suggestions to other rewards, of course.

Anyway, on to today's caption, a bit of weird sci-fi mind alteration. I wrote this months ago, but had trouble finding a suitable picture with the right facial expression. But this worked perfectly.

Hope you all enjoy it. This sort of grew out of my brain damage idea I mentioned a few months ago, that seemed to turn people off, so I revamped the idea a lot from my original concept. I'll post some of that original idea on the Patreon/SubscribeStar pages.

And please let me know what you think of the new tier and the caption collection reward idea.

- B-Rex

Welcome Home

Greetings, everyone! I'm having some computer problems, actually am in the process of buying a new PC anyway, so it shouldn't be a huge problem. But this might have to be this week's caption. Kind of depends on Amazon and shipping times.

This is less a caption than an Age-Regression story idea, one that I've worked on several times now, though this is the first time I got actual scenes written out instead of plot outlines. But I'm pretty happy with how it turned out, I think it works for a caption.

Please let me know what you think about this premise for an Age-Play scenario; I've been in a bit of an ageplay kick lately and keep reworking on my old age-regression ideas.

And also, I'll try and get at least a short caption or two finished for the bdsmlr blog before my ancient CPU finally kicks the bucket. Thanks for your patience!

- B-Rex

This was not a good idea, Carol thought, as she licked her ex's gushing pussy.

"Oh fuck, I've needed this!" Alexia gasped, grinding her hips hard into Carol's soft tongue. She grasped the smaller woman's head, pushing her into her groin, and grunted as her sex suddenly spasmed across the woman's face.

Carol pulled away, sputtering for air, as pussy juice dripped from her face. "Dammit, Alex!"

"Sorry sweetie, but you know how much I like being rough," Alexia said, moaning and panting for air herself. "Seriously, you have no idea how much I've needed a little girl-on-girl. Ted's great and all, but gawd I missed this."

Carol wiped her face, scowling. She had never liked licking pussy, even back when she and Alexia had been an item. "Look, I... I think maybe this whole plan wasn't such a hot idea after all," she began, hesitantly.

Alexia wagged her finger.

"Oh no, no backing out now, young lady."

Carol felt her face grow red at the diminutive term. She hated having her small stature and youthful looks pointed out. She glared at her old lover.

But Alexia just ignored her. "Besides, it's too late; we've gone too far with this to stop now. What the hell am I supposed to tell Ted if you suddenly disappear, huh?"

Carol took a breath, calming herself and pushed on. "Look, Alex, I just... I just didn't realize how much things had changed... I mean, when I came here, I guess I thought we'd just go back to like how it used to be, and I didn't...."

"... And you didn't realize I was married," Alexia finished for her, cocking an eyebrow. "And you thought I'd just happily take you back, no questions, despite how you broke things off."

Carol blushed with embarrassment. But it was true. She had been desperate, otherwise she'd have never dreamed of showing up at Alexia's little suburban home. After she was fired, she'd failed to find another job. After four months, money wasn't just tight, it was gone, and her rent was three months past due. Alexia had been her last stop, after every other friend had slammed the door on her.

But she'd never expected her lesbian lover from college would be married. Or that her husband would be the one to answer the door!

"I mean, what did you think? Showing up at my door, begging me to take you back? You came within a cunt hair of ruining my marriage," Alexia continued, beginning to play with her pussy. "Ted's a very old-fashioned guy, he'd have never accepted that I was 'going through a phase' back in college."

She sighed. "Luckily for both of us, I'm quick on my feet." She flashed a predatory grin at Carol, teeth bared.

"But did you have to tell him I'm your kid!?!" Carol snapped, despite herself.

The past week had been a nightmare of humiliation. Always sensitive about her looks, it had been particularly hard on Carol, forced to pretend to be Alexia's long-lost child, put up for adoption.

"Hey, you didn't give me any warning, this was the best idea I could come up with on such short notice. And it worked, which is the important thing." Alexia moaned, fingers still working. "Thank God you were dressed in that adorable little dress, if you'd been in one of those ridiculous power suits and heels you used to wear...."

Carol narrowed her eyes, annoyed. "My landlord changed the locks, all of my clothes were in my apartment. That stupid outfit was supposed to be a Halloween costume, I never remembered to take it out of my car."

"Speaking of which, I sold your car yesterday," Alexia said, speeding up her finger work.

"What?! Alex--"

"And speaking of that, you need to stop calling me Alex," Alexia said, her words almost a moan now. "Ted thinks it's very disrespectful, young lady. From now on, I want you to call me Mommy."

Carol glared at her ex. "Like fuck I will! And what the hell did you do with my car?!"

"I sold it, one of the neighbor's sons is about to turn sixteen, and I got a fair price for it. More than enough to pay for your new wardrobe, sweety. Besides, you aren't old enough to drive anyway, remember?"

"I don't need a new wardrobe!" Carol growled. "At least, not those ridiculous clothes you bought!! They make me look like a little kid!!!"

Alexia moaned, eyes hooded. "You are a little kid, Carebear." She winked, gasping as her fingers drove her to the edge. "I took care of the paperwork this morning at the office, in fact."

Carol frowned at her old friend, as the woman moaned through her second orgasm of the night.

"What paperwork? Dammit Alexia, get your fingers out of your cunt and talk to me!"

"I work at City Hall, sweety," Alexia reminded her, a lazy grin crossing her face as the orgasm passed. "I had some papers filled out and put in the city records. As far as the government is concerned, you really are my child now. I had to find a social security number that would fit for your new Birth Certificate. Luckily, my access to government databases made it easy enough to switch some things around and make it all official."

Carol felt a cold chill run down her spine. This whole scheme was sounding worse by the minute. "Wait, you mean... You made a new identity for me? Why the fuck would you even do that?! Ted wasn't going to ask for a fucking ID!! He thinks I'm fifteen, for fuck's sake!!"

"Oh, actually, you're only thirteen now," Alexia said, sitting up, as thirty-year-old's eyes widened. "And as to why you needed new identification papers, well..."

She flashed her teeth in that predatory grin again.

"...The adoption agency rather insisted on it, honey. Welcome home."

Not-So Widow Anymore

As promised, a new Black Widow caption for you all. Hopefully this goes down as well as the previous one from last month.

And yes, despite the title, this is not a sequel to that earlier caption.

My apologies for the bad pun.

Sorry.

This is actually a picture from my Superheroine Caption Contest, finally used to make a caption of my own. I find I really like making these sort of caps, so maybe I'll make some more superheroine content in the near future. I've got a great picture for a Hulk and Black Widow cap, if I can think of a fun premise....

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed this one, and as before, I've been posting some extra captions on the bdsmlr blog as well, one a bit of leftover text from my 'A Real Dumbass' caption a few months back. I posted some of the extra ideas on the Patreon when I posted the original cap, but this is some other ideas (which Arcadia Berger actually guessed at in the comments).

- B-Rex