Worst. Pun. Ever.

Hello everyone! Today you're all getting two silly little captions, involving Meisa's pun-loving supervillain, and Mayor of Cleavage City. Meant to have this up ages ago, but had trouble finding pics that I liked. Anyway, I hope this gets a laugh or two from you all at least.

In other news, I've been hard at work writing this past week (and I'm a bit under the weather too) and have made good progress on both my upcoming superheroine ebook and a sequel to Chief Executive Bimbo. As to Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3, I'm putting it on hold for a bit as I want to get at least the new CEB story published first. But RSB3 is in the works as well. And a lot of other stuff, of course.

I'm going to keep focused on writing, at least while my muse is cooperating. I've got lots of other fun Punny Money captions I'll try and post in the meantime, unless you all are tired of bad puns, or something.

- B-Rex

Gymbo - Prize Captions

Happy Friday, everybody!

Today's three captions are Doctor Psycho's prize caps for winning the Superhero Caption Contest. They're not superhero themed, however, but are based on a rather plausible bimbofication idea I had while working at a local hospital a few years ago.

I was working on a Batgirl caption for another prize, but with Yvonne Craig's recent death, I've decided to hold off on posting any of those caps for at least a few weeks. What I have planned will probably be rather dark, and would seem inappropriate to post right now, considering.

And in other news, Sphere Eighty has posted a superhero-story called Binary Babe's Last Photoshoot. It's inspired by Orb's superheroine-impregnation stories, so if you enjoy those, you'll probably enjoy Sphere's tale as well. He's written a follow-up which I've read and enjoyed, and is currently working on additional sequels. Check out his blog for Character sheets, and to let him know what you think of his stories.

- B-Rex

The List

No superhero caption or contest prize today, sorry. I have veen busily working on a Batgirl caption prize, but I'm not finished yet.

Several people have recently asked me about continuing Chief Executive Bimbo and my old bimbo caption series Tessa's Nightmare (Links to Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6). Those emails have sort of inspired today's caption, which, while not directly related to my old cap series or my ebook story, is at least in the same general vein.

I hope you all enjoy this, admittedly, very simplistic caption. Honestly, I just liked the picture. ;-)

- B-Rex

P.S. And yes, I know I haven't posted the second free Order of Magnitude story on Humbled Harlots, it's not quite finished.

Getting PUN-ished, #3 - Contest Prize

Sorry about the wait, I've have storm fronts sweeping through my area since early Sunday.

Anyway, as promised, here's the thrilling conclusion to Meisa's prize caption. I spent entirely too long editing the caption down so it would fit, but I just couldn't stand to cut away even one more pixel of the picture. I hope the text is still readable and the story doesn't seem too rushed.

Ultimately, Meisa wanted a caption that featured a woman "being forcibly and humiliatingly rendered into living a life that will revolve solely around her huge tits, forever" so I hope this fulfills that premise. I doubt BigGuns' crimefighting career will stay the same after this.

Also, I've hidden a small Easter Egg of sorts in the morphed picture, see if you can find it. :-D

As always, please let me know what you think,

- B-Rex

Getting PUN-ished, #2 - Contest Prize

And as promised, part two of BigGuns' ordeal, with the final part coming tomorrow. I doubt the other prize captions will end up three-parts long, but who knows.

This superheroine theme has given my muse a much needed kick in the pants, and I'm having lots of ideas right now. Just thought up a whole superheroine story, in fact. Might end up as an ebook sometime in the near future, if it ends up long enough to justify it, and if I can figure out how to make a proper superheroine cover.

Is this the end of Punny Money? Tune in next time to find out in the thrilling conclusion!

- B-Rex