Happy New Years! News and Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3

Happy New Years, everyone!! I'm back and with good news: Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3 is finally finished!!!

Amazon: Published

Barnes and Nobles: Published

Smashwords: Published

But news first. I know I've been gone a long time, over a year since my last post even! I did not intend to go so long without an update. This past year has been very hectic unfortunately and most of my plans have had to be put on hold.

There's been some bad health issues in my family that have taken up my time, and even my own health hasn't been the best. One of my chronic problems finally got out of control just last week and I had emergency surgery the day before Christmas, which I am still recovering from.

Don't worry to much however, I'm doing very well now and my sick family member has recovered nicely as well, so I can't complain too much about this last year.

However, that is largely why I haven't made much progress on my writing or posting new captions here for so long. I'm very hopeful that is finally over with and I will absolutely be posting more in the coming year again, I promise you all.

A huge thank you to everyone who has sent me emails this past many months worrying about me, I hope I've responded to you all but if I missed someone, comment here and I'll try to find your email to get back with you.

One the plus side, being stuck at home all week in bed finally bought me the spare time to finish Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3!!

It's easily the longest story I've written yet, at well over 30,000 words long, or about 75 pages in a Word document. More a novella than a short-story, at that length. I do hope everyone enjoys it, I tried to work in a little bit of everything into it.

I will be updating this post with links to the ebook as it goes live on Amazon and the other sites. I just wanted to get this post out before the New Year.

Amazon: Published

Barnes and Nobles: Published

Smashwords: Published

Let me know what you think, and if you just want to chat. I've been gone far too long and I'm excited to finally be back and posting again! I have a lot of ideas that have been percolating and some AI-generated art that might be fun too.

Also, some people have mentioned not being able to join my Subscribestar page. There appears to be some paperwork issue there, but I think I have it fixed. It might take a few days to go through their system, however. Hopefully they'll have it open again after the Holiday period.

A belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all! Sincerely,

- B-Rex

News and Midnight Surgeon Excerpt

Hello everyone. Sorry for not posting this summer, I got busy with work and fixing up some issues at my house (mostly issues with my well pump) and time got away from me.

Unfortunately, I don't have very good news. I'm having a bad day and I don't really know what to do.

Patreon just terminated my account (not just my page, but my entire account, so even the people I was subscribed to are now down a patron) without notice. Four years without so much as a complaint, and suddenly they decided I was "exclusively" promoting sex "violence". They have the worst customer service, it's all form letters sent by a chatbot that won't actually respond to you. I've appealed, but I have no expectation they'll even read it.

And now on top of that Blogger continues to slowly censor my posts here in the most absurd fashion. The posts they're blocking are some of my tamest captions, notably my old Tinkerbell cosplay captions, that have no nudity or sex. It's very odd, and seems to be getting worse.

I'm not really sure what I should do. I've been here for over a decade now, I hate to leave the site and I don't know where I could even go anyway. It's probably time to start a proper private site of my own, but I'm not even sure how best to do that or how I'd transfer everything from here to there, if that's even possible.

I just left a post on Patreon about an hour before it was terminated, in a bad coincidence. Unless they terminated my account because I was reticent about giving them my photo ID for age verification. I'm glad I didn't, now.

In that last post, I mentioned the possibility of starting a Discord for patrons, but I guess that option is off the table now. Maybe I can shift to updating my Subscribestar page finally, and try it later.

In the meantime, here's a short Midnight Surgeon excerpt I posted on the Patreon and meant to post here months ago. It's not a completed story, more just a bit of an experiment as I wanted to play with some new body mod ideas I had.

- B-Rex

Suzz-E

Hello everyone, sorry I disappeared again for so long. It was never my intention to be gone, real life has just been keeping me very busy these past year or so. My health issues have persisted, and a lot of other things have basically distracted me from writing for way too long.

I'd like to say I'm back again, but I really don't know how active I can be. A lot of stuff keeps coming up seemingly every week. Ironically, I'm sick with some sort of stomach flu at the moment, and that's opened up some spare time so I can finally post something.

I've been working on captions off and on since my last post, but most of them just never really clicked for me. Maybe I'm too much of a perfectionist for my own good? Anyway, I finished this ages ago and couldn't find a suitable picture. I finally just added to one of my old morphs. Hopefully you all enjoy it anyway, it's a fun premise I've played with before.

Also, I've been working on some Midnight Surgeon-related story lately, and making decent progress for once.

And besides the story, I've got a sort of stream-of-consciousness yarn I wrote last week exploring some body modification ideas, also involving the Midnight Surgeon. It's about 2500 words long, roughly five pages typed. 

I'm going to post that on the Patreon, since I haven't updated it in a year now. And some notes on my actual story.

But I'll post it here too in a few days, so don't go and join the Patreon just to see it unless you want to get it earlier.

Thanks for being patient with me, everyone, I wish I could have more stuff to post for you all. Hopefully I can get more of this writing finished, or get some more of my half-finished captions worked out. Either way, thanks for sticking around all this time.

I might be leaving blogger sometime soon, as well. I keep getting notices from blogger that they're locking down some posts for being too adult -whatever that means- and I might finally need to branch out to a site I actually own myself. I'll need to learn more about Wordpress first, though.

- B-Rex

Worlds Apart - Hiatus Over Finally!

Greetings all! I'm finally back with a new caption, after half a year. So sorry for this long hiatus, I never expected to be gone so long. I should've posted something way before now, I just didn't want to post without a new caption or story, and I haven't been able to write in ages now.

My health issues have been one and off again, my kidney infections keep coming back as soon as I run out of antibiotics, and I've had some other real-life issues these past few months (I just rebuilt a roof for my parents' house during June and July, still have a bit left on that project) that have also been massive distractions. I've barely been online this whole year now.

But enough of my excuses, here's the new caption, a weird little sci-fi idea I had ages ago during a rewatch of some old tv shows (Sliders and Stargate, specifically):

If it's too hard to read, let me know and I'll add the full text here.

A huge thanks to everyone for being patient with me this year, and to all the people who have contacted me over the last several months asking how I'm doing. I appreciate it greatly. I have probably missed a few emails, so if I haven't responded, please don't take it personally, I've been terrible at keeping up with people the past ten months.

- B-Rex

Edit: As requested, the full text, after the break:

Every Inch A Bitch

Hello everyone! So sorry for not posting sooner, lots of things in real life have been taking up my time these past few months. Besides several family tragedies last month, I'm also still sick with kidney trouble, but it seems to be something I can mitigate. I've had to totally give up caffeine and carbonated drinks, which has made my issues more tolerable, if still very distracting.

On the plus side, I've finally finished moving into my house, and I now have a real office where I can work in peace. So I should be able to get more writing done now without being constantly interrupted.

Today's short-story/caption is something I meant to write ages ago. KS_1960 made a fun morphed image for me several years ago, specifically for this story idea, and I've only just now finally used it.

I originally planned this as a series of captions, but it ended up a bit shorter than I expected. I hope you all enjoy this little transformation, and I promise that I will get back to doing regular posts from now on, as well as updating my Patreon again at long last.

Also, a huge thank you to those of you who have written to me these past several months, and to all of you for being patient with my lack of posts.

- B-Rex

Halloween Treats!

Hello everyone! I know I've been gone way too long, but I'm alright and still around.

A few months back I started the process of moving into a new house and it needed a lot of work to become livable first. And in the midst of replacing the wiring and plumbing, I got sick with a nasty kidney infection, which keeps coming back unfortunately. I'm on my fourth round of antibiotics at the moment, more than six weeks since I started. As you can probably understand, sitting at a computer has been very uncomfortable, and I really haven't been able to focus mentally on writing or anything much the last many weeks really. I had a fever all last week and was even a bit out of my mind for a several days.

Anyway, despite all that I have managed to make a few of my doll transformation morphs and earlier back in July I even finished a few pin-up style renders.

Sorry I don't have anything better to post for Halloween, but hopefully I can get some captions done soon and belatedly post them for the holiday.

Guest Post: Making A Splash

Happy Humpday, everybody!

Today I have a long series of captions sent in by a Guest captioner who wants to remain anonymous. It's a dark little revenge tale, with a unique mermaid theme.

He spent some time writing these, and would very much like to hear your feedback in the comments, so please let him know what you think.

I hope everyone enjoys the Guest posting, and again, please let the author know what you think.

- B-Rex

Lover's Doll

Hello all, happy (belated) 4th of July!

Figured folks were getting a bit tired of transgender-themed captions, so here's a silly two-parter doll-transformation caption. I made these morphs awhile ago, but I don't think I've ever posted them here before.

Thanks again to everyone for being patient with my non-extant posting schedule the last few months, and thanks again for all the comments you left on the last post.

I had to shrink the morphed images a bit to fit the captions, so here's the full-size versions:

I've been working on photoshop (well, GIMP actually) lately, getting my morphing chops back up to speed and working on finishing some new images for future captions I'm working on. This is just some of the ones that turned out better:

Those last two are a bit older, and I might have posted them here or on Deviantart before, but if not, here they are.

I made another morph several years ago and never got around to posting it. Someone wanted me to make a morph inspired by this infamous comic page:

So I came up with this. My skills have improved a bit since then, and I can probably do a better job of making a uniform. But I'm still happy with how it turned out. (Added the original for comparison)

Finally, here's a caption I made weeks ago for a planned series. I'm going to rework the idea a bit, and make it all with Daz renders (I have a few renders finished already). This is pretty much entirely setup, but hopefully it will engender some excitement for the series whenever I can actually finish enough to post. It'll be called "Sidekicked", which is something of a hint as to the plot.

I hope you all enjoy the morphs and captions today.

- B-Rex

Bet Her Not 3

Happy Friday, everyone! I'm back, finally, and with new captions!

This has been a very busy few months, but I am at last getting a little spare time again, and I've been trying to get back into writing. Today I've got a new sequel to my Bet Her Not series from last year.

Also, several weeks ago Adobeman sent me some age-regression comic-stories he's made, and said I can post them here as a guest post. But I haven't been able to figure out how to post PDFs here. I may just have to put them on my Google Drive and post links here, unless someone knows how to upload documents to blogger directly.

Anyway, enough catching up, on to the caption!

(I'd strongly recommend reading Bet Her Not 1 and Bet Her Not 2 first)

Bet Her Not 3

In Space, No One Can Hear You Gag

Hello everyone! I'm so sorry for disappearing again, I should've posted something here but I kept thinking I'd finish a caption first and update everyone then. But obviously that didn't happen. Next thing I know, two months have passed!

I've been extremely busy with my day jobs. Back in February I got handed a big contract for my consultant gig, which up to now has been a sort of side job for extra cash. But this contract is for double my total hours last year, and I have to finish it by August. It's a pretty fair fraction of my yearly salary, so it's kind of been a priority for me.

And honestly, after spending all day working on spreadsheets and updating a database, I just haven't really been in the mood to spend even more time staring at a computer screen to write anything.

But in some good news, I've cut down my hours at my other job, and I'm going to try to finally get some captions finished in my spare time.

I saw an Aliens/Ripley cartoon on BDSMlr reblogged by Dr Psycho, and got inspired to make a few renders again. Can't seem to find it to post a link, but luckily I saved the original.

The Original

And my version

The fog took ages to set up right; I swear, never again.

And a few other renders I don't think I've posted here, yet. These were made a few months ago, mostly just playing around with various assets to see how they'd turn out.

Two Laura Krauff test renders...

And some extra renders to test out Daz's UltraScenery script. Turned out very well, I think. Forests and jungle environments are hard to make look right.

I might have posted these before, but if not, some of my early attempts at amputee morphs. Sort of a sequel to my old Black Widow caption, if Stark's improved implant technology is anything to go by.

And finally, a Hugh Jazz render to hopefully tide you all over until I can get back to the series.

Sorry again about the sudden hiatus, I will do my best to get some new captions out very soon. And a huge thanks to those of you who have been sending me emails and posting comments here in the last weeks, I appreciate it immensely.

- B-Rex

Ticketed 9 (Edited)

(EDIT: Sorry, in my haste to post yesterday, I ended up skipping over two sections when I was copy-pasting the texts here. I had a lot of leftover notes in my word document I was trying to avoid posting with the real caption. Anyway, I have added the missing lines back in, in bold below.

I think this is probably the source of the confusion people are mentioning in the comments. I was trying to imply that Gemma is getting revenge on Jazz for his cheating on Tabitha back when they were dating.

Hopefully this clears things up.)

Greetings, everyone! I finally got the next installment of Ticketed finished, extra long this time too.

I hope you all enjoy it, and the renders too.

“So, I could only find the bra, and I'm not sure it can stretch enou—OHMYGAWD!!”

Tabitha stopped mid-stride, eyes bugged out as she took in her ex-boyfriend's latest ordeal.

“Get me out of dis cwazy thing!!!”

She broke out laughing. “Oh, shit, I must've forgot to reverse the air pump!”

Jazz struggled to reach around his insanely oversized balloon breasts, filling the room with a chorus of squeaks as the over-stretched latex rubbed against itself.

Extreme

Greetings all! Here's a quick caption with a game show theme.

I've been working on RSB3 now that I'm feeling a bit better (I'm thinking of posting some of it on the Patreon, the early parts that are more edited), hence the game show topic of today's caption.

I've also got most of the next Ticketed installment finished, so should have that posted here soon too.

Finally, I've been testing out some ideas for rendering, learning how to add God Rays (the beams of light you see in dusty rooms) and such. Thought I'd try to might make for a new cover image for my old Laura Krauff ebook, and as usual with me, ended up making a new bad ending for her.

Hope you all enjoy the new work, hopefully I'll have more coming soon. And a big thanks to all of you who have sent me well wishes and advice about blood pressure issues.

- B-Rex

Midnight Surgeon: Fleshlight's New Voice

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