Wednesday, November 30, 2016

FFQ's Prize Caption - Star Whores

Hello everyone! Sorry for disappearing again, having some personal issues lately.

Anyway, today is another prize caption, for FFQ (I think) who's 3-word Prompt was: "Senator Leia, Demotion, Public Humiliation". I suppose that's technically 5 words, but I'm not picky. :-)

I went a little deep into some of the Extended Universe (or Legends, or whatever they're calling it now), but hopefully it works well enough for those who are only familiar with the original trilogy films.

Also, I just wanted to give a really huge thanks to everyone who has commented on the last few posts. Feedback is very much appreciated. So thanks to everyone.

And please let me know what you think of Leia's sticky situation here, ;-)

- B-Rex


  1. I hope I'm not being rude by commenting before FFQ, but I am truly delighted by this caption.
    Rex, you are sooooooo mean! I love it.
    Poor Leia. And she thought she was getting no respect in the original movies....

  2. Amusing and a well built up story with a good punchline at the end.

  3. Oh, this is just so, soooo deliciously nerd-tickling ^.^

  4. Great Caption is it wrong I'm jealous of Leia.

  5. Really great job on all the backstory detail and sting setup. It does the Star Wars universe proud. I only know the movies myself, but had no problem following it.

    Random idea suddenly popped into my head at the end, as long as this this story-verse has futuristic tech in it. She could have some sort of "memory impression" implants in her breasts or buttocks for taking fingerprints. But to have a decent chance of getting usable patterns, she needs to coax her marks into slapping or squeezing those places quite hard for a good bit of time.

  6. Love it! I wish I could say more but I'm stuck on my phone right now.

  7. Always nice to see some fun sci-fi captions, and you did such a great job with it! The choice for an activation phrase was just perfect.


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