Guest Post: Barbie's New Co-Anchors by Bondage Barbie Doll

Happy Humpday! (Technically still is where I'm at, anyway) As I said in yesterday's post, Barbie has sent me another great guest caption to share with you all. :-)

I hope you all had a fun Humpday and enjoy the new cap. And as always, let Barbie know what you think in the comments below.

- B-Rex

Toyed With

Happy Monday, everybody!

I've got a fun little caption today, but first I just wanted to thank everyone who has bought a copy of Ro-Sham-Bimbo 2. Sales have been unusually good, far more than I'd expected, especially since my last ebook, Office Bound, has had relatively weak sales since I published it. Perhaps I should have called it Office Bimbo instead, ;-)

Anyway, on to today's caption! This is a little anal-oriented cap, akin to some of my earlier captions on this blog. Let me know what you all think.

In other news, I am seriously thinking about starting another Caption Contest sometime soon. Please let me know if you are interested in participating in a new contest or not. I haven't had one in a good long while now, so it might be fun. I'd like to get at least ten different captioneers this time though, just to give a good mix of ideas, and add to the competitiveness of the contest.

Anyway, I'm not sure on a topic for a new contest either. If you have any ideas/preferences, please share in the comments or email me. I'd like to go with something a bit unusual this time around. Like a chastity-belt theme, or forced exercise, or something different like that.

- B-Rex

Well, this is awkward....

Sooo.... looks like Google did a backtrack, and might not be destroying the blogosphere as we know it after all. Which is nice of them, I guess, though I'm still more than a little distrustful of this whole situation. Even if disaster has been averted for the moment, I don't really doubt that there will be more attempts like this in the future, just probably a little slower and quieter.

So to the big question, is this blog dead? No, at least not quite yet. I'm very open to everyone's opinion on this, but for the moment I'm going to continue updating this blog with new posts.

I'm also going to keep up the new tumblr and wordpress incarnations, but more as a backup in the event that Google does another 180 and suddenly destroys Blogger again. I'll add new caps as they come to the wordpress blog. (I'm not really sure about tumblr yet, though I did add an exclusive little caption there the other day.)

As for the Humbled Harlots blog, I've been wanting to start updating it more often for a while now, but after this whole Google incident, I'm pretty much decided that I'm going to buy a proper domain name and make a real, hopefully permanent, home for my Tabitha Kohls pen name and free stories. But that will be sometime in the future. I haven't owned a private website in nearly a decade, and need to relearn the ropes before I get started.

Now that all that's taken care of, on to today's brand new caption! This is a sequel to Hijacked, from last September. I've got a few fun picture options for a third installment, so expect that in the near future.

On a sadder note, Leonard Nimoy recently passed (RIP) and I've started a few new caps continuing my V-for-Victory series, as a sort of tribute. I'm rewriting them from a different perspective, so they aren't finished yet, but hopefully I'll be ready to post them later this week.

Anyway, sorry for being gone so long, this whole Google issue has been a huge pain; even with the backtracking, it's all put a real damper on my mood, and I'm still trying to get my muse kickstarted again. Hopefully you all enjoy today's caption, and it makes up for this past two weeks.

- B-Rex

Bail Jumper 2

Doctor Psycho asked for a sequel in the comments on yesterday's post, so here it is! These went pretty quick; it took me longer to find the pictures than it did to write the caption. But I'm pretty happy with it.

I hope you all enjoy these! :-)

- B-Rex

Office Relationships and 1,000,000 views!!!

Well, I'm currently being buried under a few inches of sleet, with thunder and lightning with it. A pretty nasty little storm, all told.

But that won't stop me from celebrating; Degraded Damsels is less than 1,500 visits away from the big 1 Million!!! Thanks to you all for making DD such a success!!! :-) To celebrate, I've been plotting out several captions for the next few days, including the return of one of my first characters.

But for now, here's a new cap about a very unhappy little office cougar, whose secret office relationship is about to go to the next level, whether she wants it too or not.

  

Hope you all enjoy this little Sunday afternoon caption, and thanks again for visiting my little caption blog! :-)

- B-Rex

 

Happy New Year! and Tessa's Nightmare Part 5 and 6

Well 2013 is over at long last, and a new year beckons. I'd planned on posting a whole bunch of new caps today, Christmas and New Year themed, but I'm hitting a huge wall of writer's block lately.

Those of you who have visited my Humbled Harlots blog already know this, but very late on Christmas night my poor dog died. He's had bone cancer for the past several months, but had been doing pretty well all things considered. Then on Christmas night he went into a sudden seizure and died, and I've been very bummed ever since.

So all things considered, I'm not in the most productive mindset right now. Between my dog and my Evil Day Job ending this past month, I'm rather happy to see 2013 go. I'm hopeful that the new year will bring me out of my funk and I can finally get back into the swing of things.

On that note, I've finished another two captions continuing the Tessa's Nightmare Series. The Tessa series was all posted last September, so this is a bit long in coming. Hopefully you'll all enjoy it though. You might want to reread the first 4 parts first, of course.

Caps after the break...

Guest Post: Sara by Kimmy Foster

Kimmy Foster has done another series of captions, this time about Sara Sophine, the EZ Sorority girl who was hypnotized into becoming a mohawked goth girl.

7 captions, after the break. Enjoy! :-)

- B-Rex

Prank War: Peezy's Packed Pooter

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Prank War: The Mayor's Big Balloons

This is just a quick, silly little series about the Mayor. I'm working on the final episode of the Prank War 2012 Saga, and I haven't done much with the Mayor in a long while, so I thought I'd throw something together. Hopefully you'll all enjoy it. :-)

Actually, the Mayor of Beaverhole, Anita Goodleigh, is one of my favorite characters. The thing I like most about her, is that she is all business. No matter how badly things get, her first priority is always salvaging her political career.

7 caps total, after the break. Please enjoy, and don't forget about the Poll!!! 

Prank War 2012: Calibrated

You guys are in luck, my internet connection has been down all day, but it just came back right as I was finishing this final set of caps. This is the end of the Surprise Mini-series, the next installment will probably be called Rescued? or something like that.

Anyway, this is a five caption set, again. I only had to morph the last pic, which helped speed things up a bit. I had a lot more stuff planned, but it seemed overkill, so I cut a lot of things out. Now I've got a whole folder filled with morphed pictures that I was going to use, though I'm sure I'll find another use for them eventually. But I do show what the Titty Twisters are really capable of and Tabitha finally gets injected with the green serum Madysinn received from her Mother. I hope you all like it!

Now I've been trying to do a little foreshadowing the past few installments, as I have a lot of stuff planned for the future. The Mayor's relection campaign is coming up and I'd love to be able to get to that before November is here. But I have to show the origins of Gail and Heather's rivalry and the history of the GEK Sorority, and the Finale of the Prank War before I can get to the Mayor's campaign. So I have a lot of ground to cover before November. :-)

Caps after the break, as per normal.

EZ PZ

I've made my first real series of captions, 5 all together! These are all sort of stand alone, but follow each other as well. I didn't really plan to make a series, but I just had a bunch of little humiliating scenarios that all fit together pretty well. I could probably write this all out as a story and make it better, but for now please enjoy these captions. I'm hoping you all like Sorority Slut stories as much as I do. :)

A young vice cop goes undercover as a pledge for the EZ sorority house, but gets caught. They blackmail her into becoming real member of their sisterhood and put her to work, making money for the group. In case anyone gets confused, the cop's real name is Maxine Calhoun but her fake identity is named Pussy Zucker, and her sorority sisters nickname her Peezy.

EZ PZ, part 1

EZ PZ, part 2

EZ PZ, part 3

EZ PZ, part 4

EZ PZ, part 5

Balls Deep

Still busy this week, so here's a quick tale of a porn star, a tongue stud, and revenge!

I'm going to put the caption itself after the jump, for easier reading.