Every Inch A Bitch

Hello everyone! So sorry for not posting sooner, lots of things in real life have been taking up my time these past few months. Besides several family tragedies last month, I'm also still sick with kidney trouble, but it seems to be something I can mitigate. I've had to totally give up caffeine and carbonated drinks, which has made my issues more tolerable, if still very distracting.

On the plus side, I've finally finished moving into my house, and I now have a real office where I can work in peace. So I should be able to get more writing done now without being constantly interrupted.

Today's short-story/caption is something I meant to write ages ago. KS_1960 made a fun morphed image for me several years ago, specifically for this story idea, and I've only just now finally used it.

I originally planned this as a series of captions, but it ended up a bit shorter than I expected. I hope you all enjoy this little transformation, and I promise that I will get back to doing regular posts from now on, as well as updating my Patreon again at long last.

Also, a huge thank you to those of you who have written to me these past several months, and to all of you for being patient with my lack of posts.

- B-Rex

Halloween Treats!

Hello everyone! I know I've been gone way too long, but I'm alright and still around.

A few months back I started the process of moving into a new house and it needed a lot of work to become livable first. And in the midst of replacing the wiring and plumbing, I got sick with a nasty kidney infection, which keeps coming back unfortunately. I'm on my fourth round of antibiotics at the moment, more than six weeks since I started. As you can probably understand, sitting at a computer has been very uncomfortable, and I really haven't been able to focus mentally on writing or anything much the last many weeks really. I had a fever all last week and was even a bit out of my mind for a several days.

Anyway, despite all that I have managed to make a few of my doll transformation morphs and earlier back in July I even finished a few pin-up style renders.

Sorry I don't have anything better to post for Halloween, but hopefully I can get some captions done soon and belatedly post them for the holiday.

Lover's Doll

Hello all, happy (belated) 4th of July!

Figured folks were getting a bit tired of transgender-themed captions, so here's a silly two-parter doll-transformation caption. I made these morphs awhile ago, but I don't think I've ever posted them here before.

Thanks again to everyone for being patient with my non-extant posting schedule the last few months, and thanks again for all the comments you left on the last post.

I had to shrink the morphed images a bit to fit the captions, so here's the full-size versions:

I've been working on photoshop (well, GIMP actually) lately, getting my morphing chops back up to speed and working on finishing some new images for future captions I'm working on. This is just some of the ones that turned out better:

Those last two are a bit older, and I might have posted them here or on Deviantart before, but if not, here they are.

I made another morph several years ago and never got around to posting it. Someone wanted me to make a morph inspired by this infamous comic page:

So I came up with this. My skills have improved a bit since then, and I can probably do a better job of making a uniform. But I'm still happy with how it turned out. (Added the original for comparison)

Finally, here's a caption I made weeks ago for a planned series. I'm going to rework the idea a bit, and make it all with Daz renders (I have a few renders finished already). This is pretty much entirely setup, but hopefully it will engender some excitement for the series whenever I can actually finish enough to post. It'll be called "Sidekicked", which is something of a hint as to the plot.

I hope you all enjoy the morphs and captions today.

- B-Rex

New Comment Policy

Hello all. The blog has been getting hammered with spam comments the last few weeks, and I'm getting very tired of moderating each new comment, just in case it's a real one that got caught in the filter. Apparently merely assigning 150+ comments as "SPAM" isn't enough for blogger to take the hint and filter the bot out automatically.

So for the time being I'm re-instating the Captcha Turing test to try and weed out the bot accounts. I know this makes commenting even more annoying, and I don't want to get fewer real comments as I find them very helpful and often inspiring (Meisa's recent feedback on 'Bet Her Not 2', for example, has completely changed my plans for part 3, which is coming as soon as I can find a suitable image or make one in Daz).

But the constant spam is getting very annoying. I've deleted 5 new posts just in the last hour, a few of which actually went out on the blog and missed the filter entirely.

Anyway, in the interests of posting some actual content, here's a weird little bit of text that I wrote back in March that I never really finished, and I never posted as a caption because I couldn't think of a snappy punchline ending like I usually go for.

The basic idea was that a tough as nails army chick got on the wrong end of an enemy RPG and suddenly finds herself stuck as a stay-at-home wife, and her husband is growing more and more kinky as he gets used to her amputated form; her helplessness after a lifetime of being the tough chick is a big turn on for him. Though that story synopsis is more detailed than the text I wrote, which never really gets into the setup.

“You can't really expect me to cook for them? I barely know how to boil an egg, for fuck's sake!”

“Practice makes perfect, dear.”

She looked at the floor, judging the distance. With her damaged, reduced legs, she had to be careful, another break might lead to all sorts of medical issues. But she though she could safely lower herself to the tiled floor, her upper body strength had diminished somewhat from her lengthy recovery, but she was still very strong for a woman. And she weighed a lot less these days.

But he seemed to know what she was thinking. Before she could protest, he reached for a jar on the counter, and began pouring rice on the kitchen floor all around the island.

“Oh, you... you cruel bastard,” she hissed, glaring at him. He just smirked, and headed out the door.

The rice was small, but it might as well be glass shards. She'd crawled over some spilled salt a few days before, it hurt like hell. The rice grains would no doubt hurt even more.

“Dammit, Jerry, I can't spend all day on the island!!” she yelled, as she heard his car start.

She sighed, as her lover's vehicle pulled out of the garage, and down the driveway. Turning her mutilated body around, she crawled the length of the table, hoping to find a spot where the rice hadn't covered. But her hopes were in vain.

The television was on, playing some obnoxious day-time talk show with a bunch of charlatan doctors shouting over their guest, and spouting outdated nutritional advice. She lasted all of two minutes, before she started frantically looking for the remote, only to be disappointed again when she found it, sitting on the kitchen counter, just out of arm's reach.

“Ugh!” she roared, trying to cover her ears as the television prattled on. Unfortunately, her shortened legs made it hard to keep her balance without at least one hand to support her, and she quickly gave up trying to shut out the obnoxious voices. “Gawd, I'm going to go mad if I have to sit here all day watching this trash!”

She looked at the bowl her husband had left on the island, and sighed. There was nothing to do but to try and distract herself by cooking up a meal. The island's shelves were mostly in reach, and filled with utensils and racks of spices.

The fridge was too far away, but Jerry had left out several ingredients for her, and a quick search of the island's shelves uncovered a small electric stove top. It wasn't much, but it should be enough for her to work with.

Sighing yet again, she set herself to work, and wondering how late her boyfriend's kids would sleep in today. “Stupid school, stupid virus,” she muttered, wanting to strangle the city council for ordering the school closures the day before. She'd be stuck playing house for weeks until things re-opened, and the children were finally out of her hair.

- B-Rex

Fleshlight Upgrades

Greetings, all! Another caption about my 'Fleshlight' character for you all. I've been trying to complete a second caption to this, but I'm just not happy with the wording, so it'll be another few days. So consider this a one-part of a two-part caption.

I've also posted full sized versions of this morph on the Patreon, as well as the pic I'm using for the second caption. Just in case you're interested. It's a bit easier to see the details I added.

Actually I've mostly been focused on Ro-Sham-Bimbo 3 this week (really just got the ending and epilogue left now) and less on caption writing. I figure more people are interested in RSB3 anyway. I'm at 50+ pages right now, so this is become almost a real book.

- B-Rex

Sixty-Nine Months

Greetings, all! Have been very busy writing all week, making progress, and reading contest submissions people have sent in. If you have captions you want to send in, the contest deadline is Sunday night. I've had a good number of submissions so far, though not from a huge number of people, but pretty good turnout considering how rarely I have contests here.

Anyway, today's caption is one I've been working on for ages now, and kept coming up with new ideas. This is maybe a third of what I've written for this. It's a transgender-themed caption, and rather larger than my normal captions. So if you have any issues reading it, let me know, and I'll edit the post to add the text separately.

Also, I made a few additional 'Fleshlight' doll morphs, that might turn into future captions if I think up anything fun to do with her. Mostly I just find them fun to make.

Obviously the second is the more finished, though I might still add some details.

- B-Rex

Midnight Surgeon: I, Fleshlight

Happy Friday, everybody! Wanted to post this caption sooner, but I just wasn't happen with my ending. So I rewrote it and added a fair bit, hopefully it's a fun read. This is a direct sequel to my recent Midnight Surgeon caption from a few weeks back:

I made this morph several days ago, and then spent some time adding in cumshots and such to better fit my idea.

Midnight Surgeon: Pocket Pussy

Greetings all! Lately I've been working on a few photo-manipulations in Gimp, as my muse is a bit burnt out with writing.

Today's caption is a dark little return of the Midnight Surgeon; hard to believe it's been five years! This is a morph KS graciously did for me (he did the quad amputations) which I further altered by swapping out the head, adding some tattoos and piercings, condoms, and a load of cum. KS has been posting a lot of fun morphs/captions lately, so be sure to check his site out if you haven't already.

Hopefully you all enjoy it and the caption.

And the morph itself, full-size without the caption:

I've got several other morphs finished, so might post them and try to make more captions to go with them too, including a possible sequel to my recent dollification captions.

Also, I wanted to know if anyone is interested in another caption contest? It's been a long time since I did one and thought it might be time for another. The theme might be petplay, maybe even a sort of Island of Doctor Moreau sort of theme, with every caption involving a rich surgeon showing off his latest modified pet. Sort of similar to this old Midnight Surgeon series, where every caption is the surgeon showing off his latest victim.

- B-Rex

She's a Real Doll

Greetings all! Sorry about not posting recently, I've been busy with work. I have to pick up a lot of extra shifts for the next few weeks, so I'm a little low on free time.

But also, I've been busily working on one of my ebooks (RSB3) all week and making good progress finally. Hopefully I can finish it soon.

Anyway, here's a rather silly little caption I cooked up for a morph I recently made. It's not a particularly realistic premise, but I thought it was still fun.

I had a darker, meaner idea, but I might save that for later.

- B-Rex

Maedeth's Ruin

Happy Halloween, everybody! Sorry I missed Tuesday's caption, my computer problems have kept me offline all week. What I get for waiting most of a decade to buy a new computer.

Well, I had been planning on getting some special stuff done for Halloween, but my computer issues have prevented that, unfortunately.

So instead I'm going to post a short scene from a dark fantasy story I've been writing off and on the last few months, more or less since I posted my fantasy caption series last March. But instead of a captive princess, this time it's centered on an Elf who failed in her attempt to kill a local warlord, and is now being turned into the monster's personal pet elfling.

This doesn't have much in the way of plot, admittedly, and does end quite abruptly, since it's a work-in-progress. And it's a bit similar to some other stuff I've posted recently. But hopefully it's still a fun read, and vaguely fitting with Halloween. I'll try to get some more stuff up soon, computer willing.

- B-Rex

(Maedeth is Sindarin for 'Shapely Lass'. It felt appropriate.)

Filtered

Greetings, all! Before I get to the caption, a bit of news:

I have finished a short story (about 2,000 words) that is basically along the same vein as my 'Thank You For Staring' story on the sister site.

Rather than posting it publicly, I've decided to post it on my Patreon and SubscribeStar pages, as a little exclusive first-look content for my pledges. I'll post it on Humbled Harlots sometime in the future, maybe a few weeks from now. If this goes over well, I might do the same for future free stories, just as a little bonus for joining my Patreon.

Anyway, on to today's caption. This one is a short little sci-fi piece largely inspired by some caption series I found and a description I read of some random episode of the show 'Black Mirror'.

Hope you all enjoy the concept, and please let me know if you would like to see some more OmniApp captions in the future. And if you're a Patron, let me know what you think of the new short story.

- B-Rex

P.S. Frequent guest captioner, FFQ, has started a BDSMlr blog. Since I can't seem to add BDSMlr links to the side panel, I'll have to post the link here: https://ffq.bdsmlr.com/

Update/News: New Caption Contest Possibly?

Hello all. Sorry, I know I've been gone for a bit without warning. Real life has been very busy for me lately, very distracting. I haven't really been able to write much, I've had family in the hospital and complications have occurred, doctors aren't quite sure what is going on. Thankfully, she's out of the hospital as of yesterday, and seems to be finally improving. So hopefully everything will be okay.

Last month I started working on a sequel to my "A Pregnant Pause" story from early in the year, hoping to get it up in time for Labor Day (mostly for the pun in the title) but didn't get far enough to have anything worth posting. I might get back to work on it after this weekend, when I'm off work again.

With all the real life stuff happening, I've just had trouble getting in the right frame of mind to write but hopefully I can get back to that now that the worst of it seems to be passed.

Anyway, I've been thinking about having another caption contest, if anyone is interested. Probably can't offer any prize caps, unfortunately. I just can't seem to write them and don't want to promise more I can't really deliver on.

As far as themes, I was thinking maybe a Forced Feminization/TG/Sissy theme for a change of pace. Let me know what you think and if you'd be interested in a new caption contest, especially if you'd be participating.

To wet your appetites, here's a pic I've been planning for a future transgender caption (note the nipples).

- B-Rex

An Unbelievable Ass

Greetings, all! Before we get to today's caption, a quick bit of news:

I have finally published a new ebook, Bimbo Vignettes Collection #1. It is a 12,000 word collection of some of my longer caption stories here, as well as a standalone caption or two. I fixed some spelling errors along the way and totally rewrote the ending to one of the stories (my old Recruitment cap series, actually). If you are interested, links are here: Amazon, Smashwords, and Barnes & Noble.

Sales have been pretty solid since the ebook went live on Amazon, so if there is continued interest, I might make a few more of these sort of collection books. I've certainly got enough material to work with.

Anyway, enough about that, on to today's caption. This is based on a morph by CohenJhun, who does very good expansion morphs, by the way.

Let me know what you think, please.

- B-Rex

A Ton of Pun

Hello everyone!

Today's three-part caption is an old idea I finally got around to writing, not a prize cap, though it does use Meisa's "Punny Money" character from the superheroine caption contest last year.

Hope you all enjoy these, they're a bit rushed to be honest, but I'm trying to work through a very bad case of writer's block, and I'm tired of throwing away captions every time something doesn't quite *click*.

As always, please let me know what you think. And have a fun weekend, everybody.

- B-Rex

NWO: ARSE'n Around

Happy Humpday, everybody! Give your local camel a back rub, it's hot out there.

Anyway, today's cap is a sequel to yesterday's, and actually written first, as I said in the last post. I spent way too long morphing the image around, but I'm happy with how it all turned out. Hopefully you all will be too.

A few quick things; several functions on this blog appear to be broken, to me at least. The 'reactions' section under each post has been blank for the last week or so, and the usual list of recommended posts under each post has also disappeared.

Can any of you see the recommended posts? Or see any 'reactions'? Please let me know in the comments below, thanks.

If everyone would also please click one of the reactions to this post, just so I can see if they are working at all, that would be very helpful. I'm hoping the issue is just on my end, and I need to update my browser or something.

- B-Rex

Surprise Me!

Greetings everyone! Thanks to everybody who commented on last week's post, and left suggestions or ideas for future caps. Feel free to continue on this post, if you think of anything you'd like to see continued or what have you.

Sorry again about the lack of updates lately, as I said last week, I'm very busy with some real-life stuff at the moment. I've gotten a counteroffer on the property I was trying to buy, and it now looks very likely that I'll get it. No luck with the job interviews, though. But I'm at least making progress on the land purchase.

Anyway, today's cap is partially inspired from an old story idea I've yet to finish writing, along with some pictures from a Deviantart artist named Willdial.

But I'll get to that in a moment, first the new caption:

Apologies if it is a bit hard to read; let me know and I'll post the text separately. The words got a bit fuzzy when I converted the original PNG file to a JPeg, but otherwise it'd still be multiple megabytes.

I spent most of my time on the morphing work. This is the alternative morph, using a dragon tattoo I snatched from Masuimi Max, which I think actually turned out better, but wasn't quite racy enough for what I was going for in the caption. Still, I thought it was one of my better tattoo-morphs, so wanted to share it anyway.

These morphs are all some old ideas I've been working on for a while, but could never quite find the right picture with both a woman looking into a mirror, and having the right look of disgust or anger or shock on her face.

The deviantart user Willdial made two digital pictures some time ago, which I really liked. I've been trying to sort-of replicate them with a real image, but as I said, could never quite find the right picture.

Check out his pics here: Something New and Something New - Close Up, then compare it to the old morph I did below; that's about as close as I've gotten.

Let me know what you think, of the morphs or the new caption both, or any further suggestions you have for future captions. Thanks,

- B-Rex

Long Haul

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Contest Winners

So, after a great deal of thought, I've managed to decide on a winner for my Superheroine Caption Contest. This has actually been pretty difficult to do, because there really were quite a few captions that I really, really enjoyed, often for very different reasons.

The Winners

There is just no way I can narrow it down to just one winning caption, so I've picked four winners. They are, in no particular order:

Meisa, for his wonderfully puntastic caption. I love the character he created, Punny Money, and I've actually thought up several more caption ideas that would use her. I like the general wackiness of the caption, with the not-so-evil-afterall villainess somehow getting her hands on a shrink ray, and fun way she uses it to teach her victim a lesson. That last line is just wonderful; I'm a sucker for bad puns.
 

q, for his Barbara Gordon mind-control caption. I enjoyed the Power Girl cap as well, but the dialogue in the Batgirl cap was just wonderful, and I always like a mind-control scenario where the victim is aware of what they are being made to say and do.

Doctor Psycho, for his Black Widow caption. I loved the use of a Life Model Decoy as an excuse to force the little assassin to get her boobs done. It's just such a very clever use of a real comic book technology, and I liked the realization that Stark was no doubt the real reason behind the enhanced bosom. All it really needs is a final quote from Fury about how he actually preferred the PAWG version of her LMD, himself.

And finally, Dame Maree, for that wonderfully inventive series, that managed to make a coherent story out of a great many of the contest pics, which is impressive all in itself. I like the many different fetishes that were hit upon, most particularly the lip expansion and subsequent lisping.

Honorable Mentions

Really, everyone is an honorable mention, but these are the captions that stuck out the best to me:

Nivek, for his AlphaGirl caption. I liked the way he setup the scenario, an invincible superheroine feeling (justifiably) confident that the villain who has caught her is no real threat. And I loved the method the villain came up with to turn the tables on the heroine. The fact that her fate was seemingly permanent was a very nice touch, for me.

Energizer, for his Crimson Lotus caption. I just really enjoyed the way the villain turned the heroine's powers against her, and way she was given new, permanent fetishes.

Finally, Zoligomyst, Namazuros, and Leila all submitted captions with very fun central ideas, from Zoligomyst's camera that sees (or perhaps creates) humiliating futures, Namazuros' magnetic bondage and particularly fun means of rendering a villainess' powers useless, to Leila's fun predicament bondage scenario. All were very clever and well done.

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So, that's the winners folks. I do hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings or discourage anyone I didn't mention. But with 14 contributors, it's difficult enough just picking my favorite captions. I did try to give everyone my personal thoughts on what I enjoyed most about their caption(s) in my reply emails when the captions were originally submitted.

With the winners now announced, I will now like to start working on the prizes. I will make a caption (preferably somehow superheroine-themed) for each winner, along whatever basic guidelines they come up with, just like in the past contests. So please, Meisa, Doctor Psycho, Dame Maree and q, please get in contact with me either through email or in the comment section below and let me know what sort of caption you want me to make for you, which fetishes to hit, or what particular hero you'd like me to use/abuse. Thank you!

And thanks once again to everyone who participated. This contest was a huge success, I feel, and I'm eager to try another one soon. Maybe with a Mind-Control Theme this time, just for fun.

Please let me know in the comments below, whether you liked the way I created images with blank text areas in place already or if that was more trouble than its worth. Given the large turnout this time around, I'm wondering if the pre-formatted pictures didn't have something to do with that. But it could just be coincidence, and perhaps the theme this time had more to do with great turnout.

- B-Rex

Joining The Club

I promised to post 5 superhero-themed captions if I got 10 contributors in my new caption contest. Instead of waiting until we reach that number, however, I've decided to start posting the caps a bit early. I'm going to try and post a new cap for every two contributors.

I've had 4 different people send me their contest submissions so far, so I technically owe at least 2 captions already. Today's is the first one, using a lovely new morph from HDean, from the Benfan's Toybox yahoo group. (I shaded her light-blue; she's pure white in the original morph)

I hope you all enjoy this first introduction to my bizarre personal superhero universe, centered around the elite C.O.H.O.R.T. superhero team and their exploits in Cleavage City. I could easily write a book about them, and very well might, but for now I'll have to slide into the world. I've got tons more of these superheros dreamed up, though I might use some old DC and Marvel characters in my some of these upcoming captions as well.

Anyway, let me know what you all think of my little caption here, and please, don't forget to send me your submissions for the caption contest. You've got only until this Friday, the 31st, to get them to me, so don't delay! The more contributors I get, the more of these caps I'll post, too! :-)

A huge thanks to everyone who has already sent me their caps, as well. I've very much enjoyed reading them, and can't wait to see what else people come up with.

- B-Rex

Superheroine Caption Contest

So, no one seemed too upset by my choice of a superheroic theme for the caption contest, so here we go! :-D

Rules and Contest Pictures will be after the break, to keep this post from being crazy long. I would really like to get at least 10 different contributors this time around, and as an incentive, if at least 10 people send me contest submissions (that follow the rules listed below) I will post at least 5 new superheroine-themed captions of my own. I've picked out 20 different images, a fairly diverse collection to fit a variety of possible caption ideas, so there should be something for everyone.

And for the winner(s) of the contest, I will once again make a personal caption as a prize, along whatever fetish/subjects they prefer. Now, hit the read more link for the rules and contest pictures!