Wedding Crasher

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Lavender

Greetings all, happy Valentine's Day. Just a quick little caption for you today, but I've got some more stuff coming soon. Oh, and I posted a short on the bdsmlr page, in case you missed it.

- B-Rex

Payment Plan

Here's a quick caption for the end of the week. Just a little unaware mind control fun.

I've been working on several other projects all week, and as of today, I think I've finished all the Daz images I need to finish my Laura Krauff story, hopefully I can get that written by next week. I've been doing a separate subplot for Jenni the former genie, as well.

Oh, and I missed it last week, but we've broken 9 million views! Amazing!

- B-Rex

What Are Friends For

Greetings everyone. Here's a quick little mind-control story for you all. Afraid the picture is merely to set the mood, but hopefully you'll enjoy the story anyway.

“What the fuck did you do to her!?!”

“Her who?”

“Damnit, you know who! What did you do to my mom!?!”

“Hey, you're the one who asked me to hypnotize her. I did, and it worked, she totally forgot about that DUI you got last month. And the bail money you owe her. What's the problem?”

“The problem?! She just got a fucking BOOBJOB, that's the fucking problem!”

“Oh, yeah, that. So, I might have added a few other suggestions while she was tranced out. So what? Hey, how do they look?”

“WHAT?! She's my mom, you bastard, how can you even—oh, fuck it! I'm going to fucking kill you!!”

“You could, but then who's going to stop her?”

“Stop her from what?! What else did you do to her?!”

“Oh, nothing really, I just thought she could do with a little more fun in her life. I mean, your parents divorced like three years ago, and I bet she hasn't been laid once since then. And she's a hot piece of ass, even before she got her tits inflated.”

“DUDE, what the fuck?! She's my mom, don't talk about her like that!”

“Okay, okay. But you know it's true. Anyway, I planted a few other little suggestions in that head of hers while she was under. Now that her tits are done, the rest should be triggering any moment now. She's about to become the perfect little MILF, with a real appetite for teenage cock. And I'm the only one who knows her control phrase, and can turn her back to normal.”

“You fucking bastard! I'm going to beat your ass!! Tell me her control word or whatever, or I swear--”

“Fine, fine. It's 'Purple Banana', okay?”

“Purple Banana. You sure?”

“Of course I'm sure, man. Just say 'Purple Banana' and she'll totally go back into trance. Then you can turn off my suggestions.”

“Fine. But this isn't over. If something happens to her, I'm going to--”

“Oh, wait, that's her control phrase to start sucking cock. You probably shouldn't tell her that--”

“WHAT?!”

“Sorry, I think her phrase was 'Silver Surprise'... no, wait, that's her trigger for shoving her vibrator up her a--”

“DUDE!!!?!!”

“Sorry, I use a lot of triggers. Hey, tell you what?”

“What!?! Man, I'm going to beat the shit out of you for thi--”

“Momma's Boy.”

“...Wow, man, I feel... I feel... weird, man.”

“That's totally normal, Momma's Boy.”

“Woah... what's... happening... Dude, why am I here?”

“You came over to brag about your mom's hot new titties, remember?”

“What?... Oh, yeah, right.... Mom's new tits.... Hey, man, I know this'll sound totally fucking creepy and all, but... do you think you could, ya know, hypnotize my mom again? I mean, can she handle taking those pills again so soon?”

“Oh, no problem man. I left a phrase behind last time, so I can put her back into a trance any time I want. No need to drug her at dinner or anything like last month. I just need a few moments alone with her and she'll be right back in a trance. Then I can pump her little head full of whatever you want in there.”

“Cool... So... So, can you hypnotize her to... let you fuck her?”

“What?! Dude, you want me to fuck your mom?!”

“No!!... Well... I mean... yeah. Look man, she's got huge tits now, and I know you've had the hots for her since middle school, at least. And if not you, then who knows who she's going to start fucking? I'm going to college next fall, I don't want to come home every weekend just to find she's banging some weird asshole boyfriend. Some old banker guy probably. Fuck, he'll probably want to pretend to be my new dad or something. That'd be so fucking annoying... Oh, come on dude, you totally owe me.”

“Owe you? I already made her forget that DUI, remember?”

“Okay, fine. Here, I'll pay you, two-hundred bucks this time, alright?”

“Well... okay, I guess.”

“And then you'll hypnotize her to fuck you, right?”

“Yes. But you swear you won't be freaked out or anything? I mean, this isn't going to get weird, right? I don't want this to get between us. Not like that bitch Angela last year, she almost ruined our friendship.”

“Are you kidding? Bros before hos, man, all the way! Ain't no bitch coming between us.”

“Even if that bitch is your mother?”

“Hey, watch your mouth! And no. Hell, you'll be doing me a favor. You'll keep her happy and busy, and I don't have to worry about some dumbass stranger in my house when I'm not around. Win, win.”

“Well, since I have your blessing and all. No hard feelings over making your mom get her tits inflated without asking you first?”

“Nah, man. Just don't make her do anything weird, like get tattoos or start making porn films on the side, or something. She's still my mom, you know.”

“No worries, dude. You're mom's in good hands.”

“Thanks man, you're a real lifesaver.”

“Hey, what are friends for?”

The Failed Missions of Agent Barbie

Greetings, all! And Happy Humpday (since it's taken me all day to get this posted, and now it's technically Wednesday)!!

Anyway, I've got two captions for you today (and a shorter bonus third caption) to help make up for missing posts the last few weeks.

These come from my chats with Bondage Barbie Doll, using a character named after her, a sort of bumbling secret agent who constantly gets herself into trouble, usually of the bondage predicament variety.

A typical mission-gone-awry:

And a sort-of prequel caption:

And a bonus epilogue caption:

I'm experimenting with new, larger captions. These are all 1200 pixels high, far larger than my usual 820p format. They look a lot better on my new monitor, but I'm not sure how they'll look for you all. Please let me know if you have any trouble reading these (the font size is the same as I always try to use).

Other than that, I hope you enjoy these new captions, and the character.

- B-Rex

Occupied

Hello everyone!

Today's caption was originally part of a series I was planning for Halloween, but my computer troubles ultimately killed that idea. This is sort of an abbreviated form of my original idea, which would've involved a series of women losing control of themselves to otherworldly beings on Halloween and having to live with the long-lasting consequences.

Aside from the text being too long to make a proper caption, I am also still figuring my way around Paint 3D. I should probably just redownload GIMP and be done with it, but haven't gotten around to it just yet. Until I do, I might be posting just text versions of captions, so FYI.

Also doesn't help that I'm on a new keyboard, and it's driving me nuts that half the buttons are either too small or not in the same place as I'm used to.

- B-Rex

Leaking Out

Sorry, meant to post this yesterday, but got tired and took a nap. And just woke up, lol.

Anyway, here's a little evil mind-controller caption for you all:

And I've been updating the bdsmlr page with short captions a lot this week as well, so be sure to check that out if you haven't already.

Hope you all are enjoying the more frequent captions lately.

- B-Rex

Left Vulnerable

Greeting all! Figured I'd get a caption posted a bit early, for a change of pace. Hope you all enjoy it.

Also, to repeat something I recently mentioned on my Patreon page, I have been thinking about rewriting one of my earliest ebooks, Amy's Whore Makeover. I've had a lot of requests over the years for a sequel or at least a similar sort of story, with a focus on extreme body mods and the like.

I actually do have something in the works, involving the Midnight Surgeon character (last seen in Psych Ward Nightmare) and a tattoo parlor, but some of my ideas just won't fit that premise. But I think I could easily work them into a new, remastered edition of Amy's Whore Makeover.

So, the question is, would you all be interested in a more extreme version, even if the basic story doesn't change much?

- B-Rex

Just A Suggestion (finished)

Happy Humpday, everybody! This is a finished version of the caption I posted two weeks ago. As I said then, this is largely inspired by 'Patient 614', a mind-control story by Downing Street.

Not entirely happy with how it came out, perhaps it works better as a short story than a caption. Still, hopefully it hits a few buttons.

- B-Rex

Filtered

Greetings, all! Before I get to the caption, a bit of news:

I have finished a short story (about 2,000 words) that is basically along the same vein as my 'Thank You For Staring' story on the sister site.

Rather than posting it publicly, I've decided to post it on my Patreon and SubscribeStar pages, as a little exclusive first-look content for my pledges. I'll post it on Humbled Harlots sometime in the future, maybe a few weeks from now. If this goes over well, I might do the same for future free stories, just as a little bonus for joining my Patreon.

Anyway, on to today's caption. This one is a short little sci-fi piece largely inspired by some caption series I found and a description I read of some random episode of the show 'Black Mirror'.

Hope you all enjoy the concept, and please let me know if you would like to see some more OmniApp captions in the future. And if you're a Patron, let me know what you think of the new short story.

- B-Rex

P.S. Frequent guest captioner, FFQ, has started a BDSMlr blog. Since I can't seem to add BDSMlr links to the side panel, I'll have to post the link here: https://ffq.bdsmlr.com/

Just A Suggestion

Sorry guys, had a minor family crisis this week, haven't been online in several days and haven't been able to work on captions.

Today's caption is highly inspired by one of my favorite Downing Street stories, Patient 614.

I meant for this to be a two-parter when I posted it, but just haven't had time to finish the second part. Hopefully I can get that posted soon (I have the text mostly finished, but have to decide on a suitable picture before I can finalize the caption).

Also, there was a lot of interest in last week's age-regression themed post, and people asking for a sequel. So I'll see if I can come up with something fun to continue things. Or finally finish some of my other ageplay captions.

- B-Rex

A Real Dumbass

Greetings, all! I want to give a huge thanks to those of you who have officially pledged my new Patreon/SubscribeStar pages, thank you very, very much. I've noticed a lot of Patreon creators offer to mention their patrons in credits (Spankingtoons usually has a cartoon with a character mentioning patrons by name every month), I thought I might be able to work people into a caption. If anyone is interested in becoming a character or getting their name mentioned. I recall adding a person or two as sorority girls in my Prank War Saga, maybe something like that?

Oh, and I've added a few handy links on the side of the blog, for anyone else who wants to become an official GEK Pledge. ;-)

Anyway, on to the caption. As promised, I'm going to try to keep to a new schedule for posting captions, twice a week. And here's today's cap, right on time. This uses a picture I had meant for my old Hijacked series, and the caption itself is somewhat related as you'll see.

I had to cut a few extra lines at the end, for space, but I think it works as is. I hope you all enjoy it.

- B-Rex

Love Sucks

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Charmed

Hello all, should've posted this yesterday but got busy with some insurance snafu. I suppose it's not really a Valentine's Day caption, technically. Though, by my standards....

- B-Rex

The Empress' New Clothes

Sorry about the past few weeks, real life has been very hectic lately and I haven't been online much at all. Thanks to all who participated in last month's contest and those who commented on the submissions.

I have a sequel/followup to my 'Real Mammazons' caption, but I've since found several fun new pictures that I sort of want to use, so I might rewrite the caption into a short series just to use them.

Anyway, on to today's short story, which is more than a bit inspired by some of the Sympathetic Devil's stories....

Readbustments

Greetings all, weddings are done now, so I can finally get back to work. Sadly, I've pulled my back out, probably from setting up chairs and tables for the weddings and carrying coolers full of ice everywhere.

Regardless, I'm recuperating but should be back to 100% soon. Thanks to all who left feedback on the new ebook collection I mentioned in my last post. I'm working on rewriting some of the text at the moment, but should have it up and posted soon. Need to work out a suitable cover image too....

Anyway, today's caption is a very simple one, heavily inspired/stolen from an idea someone posted on tumblr. Here's the original concept: https://tierynbe.tumblr.com/post/174863385100/could-you-do-a-story-where-a-lady-uses-magic-to

Normally I wouldn't copy another author's idea so closely, but I had a good image and the caption sort of popped into my head all at once. Plus my version is a bit different, with more of a bimbo transformation thing going on.

Let me know what you think, and thanks again to those who commented on the new ebook idea.

- B-Rex

As You Wish....

Apologies to everyone for my sudden disappearance, I'm in the midst of two big weddings in my immediate family and spent all last month helping get things ready. The second wedding is coming up this weekend, thankfully, so that should be the end of all the showers and all that.

I have been making new captions in the meantime, however, and will be posting more this week. And working on a few new ebooks, which I want to talk more about in a bit.

But first, today's captions. I started writing a new ebook a few months ago about a genie and bad wishing. These captions are just the first opening chapter and a few pictures that inspired me. The full story is over 6,000 words long so far, so this is just a teaser of sorts.

The rest of the story moves involves wish twisting, breast enlargement, and all those other sorts of things I enjoy writing about. I'm hoping to finish it soon.

Also on the topic of ebooks, I was recently emailing writer Holly Sharp (http://www.tgstorytime.com/viewuser.php?uid=2981), whose stories were a major inspiration for my old The Black Widow Club transgender captions, by the way.

Our conversation inspired me to compile some of my favorite captions together in a new ebook, along with some unpublished texts that I never found a suitable picture for. Right now this is about 12,000 words long, but might end up longer or shorter once I finish editing it.

I'm a bit worried people would be annoyed if my next ebook turns out to just be a collection of mostly previously-posted captions, so I wanted to let you all know and get some feedback from you. I've read books that are just collections of vignettes (which are exactly what my captions are, tiny scenes or one act stories), but I've never tried publishing anything like flash fiction before.

So please, let me know what you think of the idea, if you hate it or not. I'm so out of practice with formatting for Amazon/Smashwords, that I sort of need to publish something just to remind myself how to publish ebooks again.

- B-Rex

Stage Antics

My output seems to be rather higher this past week; I think I've posted more caps in one week than in any similar period in the last year or more. Sorry about not being more productive in the past, my muse is a bit of a random thing lately. For some reason its really hitting me just now.

As I said a few days ago, I've got a few captions, with no good pictures to really fit them. Or, at least, not enough pictures to use all the text. Today's short story is one of these.

A warning, it does end rather abruptly, as it was already too long for a caption, but I think the underlying twist is obvious enough, even without a proper 'punchline' to drive it home.

As usual, click the Read More to see the caption after the break. 

- B-Rex

P.S. Also, I am for some reason not being informed when I get new comments on these latest posts. I'm not sure why, as I haven't changed any settings. It may be a Gmail bug, or something new with Blogger. So if I don't respond to a question, please forgive me.

And so, a huge 'Thank You' to all who have been commenting on these posts! 

Psyched 5 - Tabloid Tart

Here's a caption I wrote way back in early February, that I think was inspired by one of Duckboy's captions (he's having some real-life problems of his own, it sounds like), though I can't remember specifically which one or if it was a more generalized inspiration.

Either way, I did a bit of rewriting to make it fit my Psyched series, and I'm quite happy with how it came out.

Please let me know what you think of the new caption. And yes, more captions to come this week, so check back soon.

- B-Rex

Psyched 4 - Anger Management

Happy Humpday, everybody! Sorry for the absences, once again.

I've spent the last few days trying and failing to make several Mother's Day themed captions (mostly centering around evil stepmother's getting their just desserts) but they just never seem to quite click into place, and I end up abandoning the captions half-finished. Perhaps I'll come back to them later, when my mind is working a bit better.

Today's caption is an old one I apparently forgot to post, or else didn't post for some reason I've now forgotten. Probably I wasn't happy with the picture or the ending. Anyway, it is sort of a continuation of my Psyched series, with an age-regression theme.

Please enjoy and I'll try to finish some of my other captions before the week is out. I've got another hypnosis themed caption already written, but need to find at least one more picture before I can properly make it into caps.

- B-Rex